First of all:

Thanks for taking my tests! I've been number one for the last six weeks around here. The feeling is so sweet.

IMPORTANT ADDENDUM FOR GUYS:

I get way too much mail from guys of the world. Know this: I am not single.

I stumbled upon this site because of a couple tests. I was most impressed by the "Commonly Confused Words Test" and the "Kinkyness Test", although I took both of them before I made this account. Like I said: I am not single, and I'm not even looking. I'm here because I have a couple good ideas for tests and I'd like to write them.

I am fiendish, logical, and libertarian

Sailing, running, and poker (specifically: Texas Hold'em).

Probably The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test. Soon to be surpassed by The Sexual Hell Test or The 3 Variable Funny Test.

In real life, people notice my great taste in beer.

Casablanca!

I spend a lot of time thinking about why people do bad things. Also, I've been wondering whether all my Limewire use will come back to haunt my neighbor, whose wifi connection I've been borrowing.