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At the risk of offending people for using the term (appropriately, mind you), selfie with my bitches on 12/28/14

12/26/14. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... a bird, probably. Don't know why we got so excited.

Earlier this year when I thought it was a good idea to bulk up to refrigerator-like proportions

Stay classy, Orlando

A hipster at heart, sporting a beard before it was cool. Shaved once hipsters took them over

At the park across the street this summer. Love living here :)

I tried to institute "no Pants Friday" but the bosses were not up to it