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jasonmourn

34 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:36am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Italian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bad spellers need to pay more attention to detale.

The basics:
I have an education, a career, my own place, a car, and all my teeth and appendages. Personality is INTP for what that's worth.

The details:
I am 6'1, so I generally have a height cap of who I am willing to date that I set at 5'10. This is only because as a male, I have a primal need to feel like a provider/protector and when a woman wears heels it does make me a bit self-conscious if she is taller than I am. Along the same token, I'm a pretty strong guy, so it is important to me to be able to pick up a woman and carry her without risking injury. Read that as you may.

Live in the Loop and it is quite nice, albeit annoying at times during touristy seasons. It feels more like living in a hotel than anything else. In the future I want to move to a place that has more of a neighborhood feel, like Lakeview, Lincoln Park, or Logan Square. I work in West Englewood, so I do get to see both ends of Chicago's socioeconomic spectrums every single day and it's quite depressing.

I have all my teeth (sans wisdom teeth - turns out they weren't so wise after all) and am perfectly capable of forming a complete sentence, qualities I hear are rare amongst men in dating sites. I do know the difference between "where/were/we're/wear," "here/hear," "your/you're/yore," etc:
The word "there" can appear as a pronoun, as in “over there".
"Their" is a possessive pronoun. In a phrase like “Susan and Bill's car,” it could be used to to make a new phrase: “their car.”
”They're” is a contraction of “they are.”
“They are” should always be able to replace “they're.”

I understand the need to shorten words to fit a text message, but save that for twitter or texting.

Coming Soon: Pictures of me showcasing both my awesome bare chest and self-portrait skills by taking a shirtless selfie in front of a mirror. Also, a picture of me kneeling in front of my car, probably flashing a pseudo gang sign, such as a sideway peace. Let's not forget a picture of me with a huge gun to subconsciously broadcast crippling insecurity issues.

I'm a tasteful (or tasty) guy - I only drink from the finest boxes of wine, such as a vintage 2012 white zinf from the outskirts of the San Fernando valley that currently occupies my fridge.

I think that's enough for now. I will come back and edit this down later. Feel free to say hi if you made it this far and have not been scared off :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving it. My job fulfills most my needs, except for self-actualization. I have given thought to going back to school for a PhD, or law school.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving smartass answers to dumbass questions. Movie quoting. Sarcasm, keeping my cool under pressure, my job, McGuyvering things when situations deem it necessary, random acts of silliness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look ethnically ambiguous. My smile. Also that I am tall and dark; the handsome part is subjective.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: For non-fiction, there are a couple that I have read a few times - Steve Jobs' biography by Walter Isaacson was impossible to put down, as was Malcolm Gladwell's Outliers (everything M.G. has put out has been amazing). Green Eggs and Ham. The Silence of the Lambs is my favorite fictional book because it managed to build tension in a way that has been very difficult to re-create.

Movie: I could take the easy cop-out way and say Godfather II (which was great), but I have to say The Dark Knight because Christopher Nolan managed to make a movie with the subject matter that spoke to my inner child while making it believable and grounded enough for the adult me. I also love Casino Royale and Skyfall. Who can forget the classics such as Zoolander, Deuce Bigalow, and There's Something About Mary.

Show: Breaking Bad, Dexter and Homeland are my shows. House of Cards ranks very highly too. Damages, House of LiesTV on Netflix is fucking awesome! Love shows with season-long story arcs, which is great when you binge watch. The Wire was the best at this; not to sound like a hipster, but I did watch it back when it was on HBO right before Oz.

Music: My iTunes truly does have just about everything. I can give everything a chance. Can't wait for concert season. Will go to the random obscure ones.

Food: Greek. Mediterranean food in general, bacon. Vegetarians should at least try bacon once. It's terrible for you and non-kosher, but it is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This is very hard to fill out because I think I'd be just fine in a zombie apocalypse/collapse of society scenario. If it really came down to it, I could just give it all up in a heartbeat.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why haven't we ever seen "Psychic Wins Lottery" headline? Is there an ethical boundary against using your psyching powers for self-benefit? If so, why do so many psychics charge for their services (looking at YOU, Ms. Cleo)?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work on Friday nights. My definition of "Friday" has adapted to mean Saturday or Sunday night and I like to keep my options open. Relaxing and unwinding with the finest boxes of wine is how I spend my "typical" Friday night. This will be revised as I adjust to my new schedule.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am too trusting of fat guys wearing under armour. They just seem so legit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not a conversational dead end.
You recognize that only Judy can judge me.
You're an open-minded and socially liberal person.
You're hilarious.
You know that you're and you are can be used interchangeably.
You're a sapiosexual.
You realize that despite what you've been led to believe, your shit does stink and there's nothing you or anyone can do about it.
You refrain from using text language when communicating in writing.