Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been described as "basically a rip off of the video game
'Doom' but instead with Noah inside the ark subduing the restless
I grew up on a dirt road in Michigan.
I will run my fingers through your hair just before I pull on
I am in a committed, cohabiting, non-monogamous relationship
(check her out!). It is
necessary that you respect that. I'm interested in making casual
but real, human connections (message me first if your profile says
you're looking for singles, I don't want to waste anyone's time).
We're sometimes on the lookout for others wanting to join us as
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relying on my fingertips, but I relish any opportunity to work with
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can ride a bike without falling over (this isn't really true
anymore, I recently took a pretty big spill). I can flip through
records pretty quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"the usual googly eyes, a shock of red hair and a drawbridge
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
» Stereolab's K-Stars is the most beautiful song ever written about
» Ty Segall has the best rock howl available today (Shannon of
Shannon and the Clams a close second).
» Jonathan Richman is my favorite human.
» Pharaoh Monche has the best flow.
» Mingus's Black Saint and Sinner Lady feels more like a portrait
than an album; it's haunting and gorgeous.
» I own Talk Talk's Spirit of Eden on SACD (in other words I am an
audiophile when appropriate).
» "Free your mind and your ass will follow; the kingdom of heaven
Gates of Heaven by Errol Morris is ostensibly a movie about a pet
cemetery, but somehow manages to encompass the whole of the human
experience. Also its existence forced Werner Herzog to eat a
Yeah, there's some good television out there
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
frequent doses of reality
altered states of reality
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, sex, bikes. also into pinball and board games, so you've
I get angry about capitalism and other systems of oppression.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
work. drinks. quiet. loud. quiet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Half of this profile was written while stoned, the other half while
drunk, with the exception of one sober paragraph. Can you guess
which are which? (and who can talk about themselves sober?)
I generally like to respect and to enjoy the company of women I
spend time with and sleep with but there's probably some deep, dark
part of me that just wants to hate-fuck a Hillary Clinton
I can't host but have made creative arrangements in the past.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in one or more of the following:
- listening (not to me, to music)
- biking and/or breaking open container laws
- sharing or being shared
Be within reasonable subway/biking distance.
Are you looking for people "who are single?" I will likely
not message you out of respect But! if you're actually cool
with my open thing (or just curious!), just message me first. I
prefer bluntness, and I'm not one to judge quickly.
Who are you looking for?
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