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32 Brooklyn, NY Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:35pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have been described as "basically a rip off of the video game 'Doom' but instead with Noah inside the ark subduing the restless animals."

I grew up on a dirt road in Michigan.

I will run my fingers through your hair just before I pull on it.

I am in a committed, cohabiting, non-monogamous relationship with BeeBailey86 (check her out!). It is necessary that you respect that. I'm interested in making casual but real, human connections (message me first if your profile says you're looking for singles, I don't want to waste anyone's time). We're sometimes on the lookout for others wanting to join us as well.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relying on my fingertips, but I relish any opportunity to work with my hands.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can ride a bike without falling over. I can flip through records pretty quickly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"the usual googly eyes, a shock of red hair and a drawbridge mouth."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
» Stereolab's K-Stars is the most beautiful song ever written about Parisian Marxists.
» Ty Segall has the best rock howl available today (Shannon of Shannon and the Clams a close second).
» Jonathan Richman is my favorite human.
» Pharaoh Monche has the best flow.
» Mingus's Black Saint and Sinner Lady feels more like a portrait than an album; it's haunting and gorgeous.
» I own Talk Talk's Spirit of Eden on SACD (in other words I am an audiophile when appropriate).
» "Free your mind and your ass will follow; the kingdom of heaven is within!"

Gates of Heaven by Errol Morris is ostensibly a movie about pet cemeteries, but somehow encompasses the whole of the human experience. Also, by making it, Morris won a bet in which Werner Herzog was forced to eat his own shoe (he boiled the leather).

Yeah, there's some good television out there.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
frequent doses of reality
altered states of reality
five things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
music, sex, bikes. also into pinball and board games, so you've been warned.

I get angry about capitalism and other systems of oppression.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
work. drinks. quiet. loud. quiet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Half of this profile was written while stoned, the other half while drunk, with the exception of one sober paragraph. Can you guess which are which? (and who can talk about themselves sober?)

I can't host but have made creative arrangements in the past.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're interested in one or more of the following:
- talking
- listening (not to me, to music)
- biking and/or breaking open container laws
- kissing/touching
- exploring
- sharing or being shared

Be within reasonable subway/biking distance.

Are you looking for people "who are single?" I will likely not message you out of respect But! if you're actually cool with my open thing (or just curious!), just message me first. I prefer bluntness, and I'm not one to judge quickly.