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31 • Racine, WI • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–36
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Nov 17, 2012
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Atheism, but not too serious about it
- Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- English (Fluently)
Me in 5 words or less: I'm a little odd.
Me in too many words: I'm nice to a fault usually, but I like to have a good time and joke around. I have a very unique, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm a little shy at first, but once I warm up, it's like we've known each other forever. Um... I like movies on occasion, pretty much anything outdoors, etc. The phrase "jack of all trades and the master of none" was invented for me. I like to write casually, and would like to write a book someday, but my train of thought runs off the tracks a little too often. I'm completely random, and am often times in my own little world, completely at odds with the common thread of thought in a room. In my world, frequent use of ... is proper grammar. I'm a sucker for shy girls with dimples. Just once in my life, I'd like to say "please, no autographs" in a way that's not an attempt at humor. I like to arrange lists in paragraph form. I think I'm much funnier than I actually am.
What I'm Looking for in a Woman: I'm not really a "has a type" kind of guy. I find women with curves attractive. I like probing eyes and a smile that says "I'm having the time of my life." Intelligence and a good sense of humor is a must (though if you've already read this far, I'm certain you gathered that.) Someone that likes to hold hands and stare at me while I'm staring back at them is a definite plus. She should like to have a good time going out for a little debauchery on occasion, but like staying at home and chilling on the couch too. Most of all, I'm looking for someone that enjoys my company just as much as I enjoy theirs.
These quotes sum up what I'm looking for out of life:
"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'"
"Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity."
- Making other people happy.
- Making other people laugh.
- Writing academic papers and whatnot (yeah, boring, I know... but I'm good at it...)
- Writing things that are funny to me but other people don't comprehend (I'm guessing.)
My friendliness towards pretty much everyone.
Movies: Fight Club, SciFi, Historical Pieces... And lots more I guess.
Music: Country, Rock
Food: Not real picky... just no meatloaf.
2. Friends to entertain / entertain me
3. My quirky/goofy/annoying yet lovable family
6. Chopsticks (I put this in protest of this being a list of 6 things... 6, really? Who make a top 6 list? Stick with 5 or 10, they're tried and true...)
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