Me in 5 words or less: I'm a little odd.
Me in too many words: I'm nice to a fault usually, but I like to have a good time and joke around. I have a very unique, sarcastic sense of humor. I'm a little shy at first, but once I warm up, it's like we've known each other forever. Um... I like movies on occasion, pretty much anything outdoors, etc. The phrase "jack of all trades and the master of none" was invented for me. I like to write casually, and would like to write a book someday, but my train of thought runs off the tracks a little too often. I'm completely random, and am often times in my own little world, completely at odds with the common thread of thought in a room. In my world, frequent use of ... is proper grammar. I'm a sucker for shy girls with dimples. Just once in my life, I'd like to say "please, no autographs" in a way that's not an attempt at humor. I like to arrange lists in paragraph form. I think I'm much funnier than I actually am.
What I'm Looking for in a Woman: I'm not really a "has a type" kind of guy. I find women with curves attractive. I like probing eyes and a smile that says "I'm having the time of my life." Intelligence and a good sense of humor is a must (though if you've already read this far, I'm certain you gathered that.) Someone that likes to hold hands and stare at me while I'm staring back at them is a definite plus. She should like to have a good time going out for a little debauchery on occasion, but like staying at home and chilling on the couch too. Most of all, I'm looking for someone that enjoys my company just as much as I enjoy theirs.
These quotes sum up what I'm looking for out of life:
"Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'"
"Teach this triple truth to all: A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity."