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jasonwire13

28 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Feb 10
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Welsh (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Self-Summary MkII: I'm pretty objectionable in any kind of social context. I'm massively immature, a trait that has somehow combined with a level of sociopathic crankiness that no one in their first half-century should possess.
What I’m doing with my life
SECOND UPDATE: Everything below the line is about 18 months old. I live in Seven Sisters, I'm incredibly poor and overqualified theatre director/teacher. I could probably earn more money if I didn't keep trying to inject brutality and emotional rawness into everything I make.

I'm at that point in life where there's a million things that might be about to take off and make me very successful. But they might not.

I love my guitar and make ridiculous numbers of demos. But I'm not very good.

Also, unlike how it says below, I'm single now innit, and have been for a little while. This isn't a problem.

*******

Right, let's update this shit then. I live in North London. Wait, no I don't. Debden is not London. They lied to me and told me it was, but it's patently fucking not.

I'm studying for my MA in Theatre Directing. Given I only have a handful of GCSEs so far, I'm relatively proud of myself for getting this far. It's a step up or two from a pillow in an empty room. Here's to a successful five years!

Everything after the line is old profile nonsense, but given I haven't had a personality transplant, and given that I still loathe pretty much absolutely fucking everyone, I might as well leave it as is...

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I'M IN A RELATIONSHIP INNIT, SO I'M JUST STALKING PEOPLE

I'm at the end of a personal era right now. In Bournemouth, I have two main jobs...

I direct at a theatre school, mainly working with 14-19 year old students. As an offshoot of that I have my own theatre company that mainly deals in promenade-type audience influenced pieces. We use a lot of alternative-reality style techniques, like fake websites and real world object drops. Usually to make some kind of over sledgehammer political/philosophical point.

I also work with Greg, an 18 year old lad who was in a car accident some time back. I'm not going to delve into specifics other than to say that by this point he's more like my little brother than a student.

And also to say that anyone who smugly coos that care work is fulfilling or rewarding is the kind of self-satisfied cunt I can do without.

I'm leaving Bournemouth soon, moving to London to do an MA in Directing. Will be nice to add a qualification to my current achievement of... one A Level...

I've been off the smokes for 32 days. This is purely down to health and money, it was starting to fuck both of them about. I loathe all other ex-smokers.
I’m really good at
Displaying an immense amount of prejudice against everyone in the world ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I fidget excessively, usually tapping drumbeats on inappropriate objects to the point of inciting violence in companions.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No no no. Because I hate people who think they're your new best mate because you like the same album.
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, my guitar, my notepad, a selection of lovely pens, books, inappropriate humour
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. My brain is hyperactive. In a bad way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Fucking shattered.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know your mother intimately
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You have nothing better to do and are willing to pay considerable lumps sums for my company