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jaw4527

29 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this…I’m a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him
I’m really good at
Procrastination
The first things people usually notice about me
My uncanny resemblance to ryan seacrest
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, The Rules of Attraction, Moneyball, Liars Poker, The Big Short, A Clockwork Orange, Bringing Down the House, Monkey Business, The Runaway Jury, The Firm, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Matarese Circle, Steve Jobs, The Contortionist's Handbook

Movies: Anything by Apatow or Tarantino, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Memento, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, American History X, Life is Beautiful, Green Mile, Gladiator, Hotel Rwanda, Fargo, Traffic, Crash, Goodfellas, Taken, American Beauty, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Casino, Blow, The Social Network, Taken

TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, 24 (seasons 1 and 2), Summer Heights High, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Entourage (seasons 1-3), Mad Men, Homeland, The Shield

Currently watching sons of anarchy

Food: Meat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's gonna happen next on gossip girl

edit: i was recently informed that gossip girl is sadly over. currently looking for suggestions on an equally atrocious show to mock in this section
On a typical Friday night I am
partying it up with my girls or watching netflix on the couch with a glass of wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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