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29 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:12pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this…I’m a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My uncanny resemblance to ryan seacrest
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, The Rules of Attraction, Moneyball, Liars Poker, The Big Short, A Clockwork Orange, Bringing Down the House, Monkey Business, The Runaway Jury, The Firm, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Matarese Circle, Steve Jobs, The Contortionist's Handbook

Movies: Anything by Apatow or Tarantino, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Memento, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, American History X, Life is Beautiful, Green Mile, Gladiator, Hotel Rwanda, Fargo, Traffic, Crash, Goodfellas, Taken, American Beauty, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Casino, Blow, The Social Network, Taken

TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, 24 (seasons 1 and 2), Summer Heights High, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Entourage (seasons 1-3), Mad Men, Homeland, The Shield

Currently watching sons of anarchy

Food: Meat
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six types of hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's gonna happen next on gossip girl

edit: i was recently informed that gossip girl is sadly over. currently looking for suggestions on an equally atrocious show to mock in this section
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
partying it up with my girls or watching netflix on the couch with a glass of wine
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!
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