If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this…I’m a well-hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him

Earning a living without working for the man

Procrastination

My uncanny resemblance to ryan seacrest

Books: Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, The Rules of Attraction, Moneyball, Liars Poker, The Big Short, A Clockwork Orange, Bringing Down the House, Monkey Business, The Runaway Jury, The Firm, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Matarese Circle, Steve Jobs, The Contortionist's Handbook

Movies: Anything by Apatow or Tarantino, The Shawshank Redemption, Fight Club, Saving Private Ryan, The Usual Suspects, Seven, Memento, Donnie Darko, Forrest Gump, American History X, Life is Beautiful, Green Mile, Gladiator, Hotel Rwanda, Fargo, Traffic, Crash, Goodfellas, Taken, American Beauty, Silence of the Lambs, The Shining, Casino, Blow, The Social Network, Taken

TV: The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Six Feet Under, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Californication, 24 (seasons 1 and 2), Summer Heights High, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Nip/Tuck, Entourage (seasons 1-3), Mad Men, Homeland, The Shield

Food: Meat

What's gonna happen next on gossip girl

edit: i was recently informed that gossip girl is sadly over. currently looking for suggestions on an equally atrocious show to mock in this section

partying it up with my girls or watching netflix on the couch with a glass of wine

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