I'm Grant and I am highly entertaining. I'm typically reserved at first around new people but after I get used to you I can have a hard time shutting up. My humor can be extremely sarcastic and nerdy so if you don't appreciate either we probably wouldn't get along very well.

Based on the way I talk I seem incredibly boring but I'm assured by others that I am not. Of course, I can't swallow swords or juggle anything because I'm not terribly coordinated, and I also can't perform any form of street magic. Though that last one is more by choice just because I don't feel like becoming 'that guy who does street magic'.

Going back to school and also training as a pharmacy tech.

creating awkward moments
making people laugh
playing devil's advocate, much to the chagrin of others

A couple of my best friends told me that when they first met me they thought I was an arrogant prick.

Books - I think I would read most anything. Some of my favorites are Anonymous Rex, God-Shaped Hole, 1984, Still Life With Woodpecker, Look Me in the Eye, Wishful Drinking, The Prestige, Star Wars fiction, Musui's Story, My Life As An Experiment, If Chins Could Kill, High Fidelity, etc.

Movies - I think I would also watch pretty much any movie. Some of my favorites are American Psycho, Amelie, Star Wars, Batman, Leon - The Professional, Fanboys, Brick, Reefer Madness, Trainspotting, Being John Malkovich, Harry Potter, Benny & Joon, Lord of the Rings, Galaxy Quest, True Romance, A Mighty Wind, Zodiac, Red Dragon, Evil Dead, Office Space, Spaceballs, Six-String Samurai, Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead, Reservoir Dogs, Lost In Translation, High Fidelity, Pirates of the Carribean, Ghost World, Big Lebowski, Anchorman, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, etc etc etc

TV - Antiques Roadshow, Dexter, Community, Star Trek, X-Files, Conan O'Brien, The Office, Family Guy, Veronica Mars, documentaries, Batman: The Animated Series, Freakazoid, Sailor Moon, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Stella, Battlestar Galactica, and more recently I have discovered that I am a fan of Doctor Who

Web Shows - The Guild, Wainy days, Legend of Neil, Horrible People, HAWP, Fresh Hell

Music - Buckethead, Joe Satriani, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, PJ Harvey, Devo, Herman's Hermits, Neil Diamond, The Beatles, The Pixies, Megadeth, Black Mages, Marty Friedman, Paul Gilbert, Rufus Wainwright, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Lady Gaga, Bela Fleck & The Flecktones, Blondie, Ween, Polysics, Britney Spears, Weezer, Flaming Lips, Kaki King, Boston, Descendents, The Toy Dolls, Demetori, Lights, Poe, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Advantage, Minibosses, etc

Food - I love food. All kinds. I really love italian food, chinese food, and sushi though the most.

1. Netflix
2. coffee
3. the internet
4. Guinness
5. an arbitrary item made of solid gold
6. something else that's not really a necessity

I spend a lot of time trying to figure out the little things in life. My mind jumps from topic to topic countless times throughout the day. It's like Sliders but instead of parallel universes it's ideas and instead of wormholes it's just ceasing one thought and starting a new one. It's actually probably nothing like Sliders then.

I might be out with friends but most of the time I'm a homebody.

I came to confess....I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

You like the cut of my jib and you know I'll dig your moxie.