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24 Millersville, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 1
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Likes dogs and has cats
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
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I love life because I haven't been presented with a satisfactory alternative. I am simultaneously a nihilist and a humanist. Humanity is shit, but it's all we have so I value real connections with other people. I'm not sure if this works as a self-summary, but it'll have to do for now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am attending college for German and working as a waiter at a sandwich shop. Mostly though, I cook, hike, write that fire, go to shows and try to make adventures happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
over-intellectualizing every facet of existence and string instruments.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I'm posted on the corner like a light pole.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Roald Dahl, Eugene Ionesco (The Bald Soprano, The Lesson etc.), Guns, Germs and Steel, Trainspotting, Porno, 1,000 Years of Solitude, The Phantom Tollbooth

Tuvalu, Snow on the Bluff, Mean Girls, Time Bandits (anything Terry Gilliam directed really)

King of the Hill, The Eric Andre Show, Trigger Happy TV

The Business, Outkast, Goran Bregovic, Toots and the Maytals, The Pogues, Poison Idea, Sam Cooke, Cam'Ron, The Dead Milkmen, Cock Sparrer

Eggs, Bread, Cheese, Onions, Garlic, Basil, Tomato, Fish, Ghee, Mushrooms (Morels are my favorite), Pears, Cilantro, Sesame Oil, Banh Mi, Tortas, Döner
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People, Cats, Hypeness, Dopeness, Wikipedia, Beer,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to have fun, where to get more herbal tonic and how to reconcile my position of privilege with my desire to fight oppression.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting drunk on my porch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't actually swag and cook simultaneously. But for real doe i dunno.
You should message me if
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you love Ronald Reagan.