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26 State College, PA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:02pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gah, these things are hard. Define yourself in a couple of paragraphs...

I'm a self admitted nerd.

I love debating minutiae... Quoting cult tv/ movies... Playing board games and videogames. Speaking to my cat, though I doubt he understands (probably shouldn't have said that one...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working on a PhD at Penn State, enjoying sleepless nights.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making that joke that was too far. Talking too much, or too little.

I like music, both listening and playing, so I'm always interested in meeting musicians.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Wild hair
Shifty eyes
...why am I making myself sound so crazy?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Love fantasy and scifi books, though I don't spend enough time reading. I love those genres on tv as well... I like most everything if it's done well. I also am a proud connoisseur of terrible movies, which can be just as good.

I am into most styles of music, with the conspicuous exception being pop-country...
I love David bowie, Grateful dead, Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Beck, Rage Against the Machine, Elvis Costello, Primus, They Might Be Giants, to name just a handful.

I love adventurous foods. I would be willing to try almost anything once. I think that line is drawn at cow tongue, I've had chances to eat it but I can't get an image of cow's chomping on cud out of my mind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Many pillows
A dishwasher (maybe that one I just don't want to live without)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probably should be about science, but I think its more like what I'm going to eat/cook/buy at the grocery store. Perhaps I spend most of my thoughts aimlessly progressing through daydreams or dreading social interactions.

I was thinking that I'm not nearly as spacey as I sound here... but then I got lost in thought thinking about it... My head hurts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately? Writing papers and wishing I chose to be born into royalty.

That makes me sound like I'm a Prince that has cast off the trappings of the throne.
You should message me if
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You are not put off by my rambling satirical profile. I don't think I'm nearly as uptight as I might sound....

Also, if you enjoy excessive use of ellipses...