For real though, I'd like to think I'm quite a humorous guy that can dance (like a white girl - extra points if you know the song) I don't find it easy to sell myself so I'll let you discover the rest.
Most likely reason why I'm on a dating site is that I can't figure out you women with your 'subtle' signs. I've been out of the game too long! So much so the rules have changed, the balls are different and the scoring system is utter jibberish.
I'm not a life coach but I think everybody has a unique talent. Mine happens to be my fast metabolism and a level of invulnerability to spirits (don't quote me on that if you happen to drink me under the table)