For real though, I'd like to think I'm quite a humorous guy that can dance (like a white girl - extra points if you know the song. and if you don't - http://youtu.be/bj-_x3lWJnk)
While i look like i'm a health freak i can assure you nothing makes me happier than eating my weight in food which is mostly junk... don't hate on me! I don't find it easy to sell myself so I'll let you discover the rest.
Most likely reason why I'm on a dating site is that I can't figure out you women with your 'subtle' signs!
I'm not a life coach but I think everybody has a unique talent. Mine happens to be my fast metabolism and a level of invulnerability to spirits (don't quote me on that if you happen to drink me under the table)