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jaybrd5300

42 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have been described most accurately as "sweet but naughty." I think that is perfect and says it all, but since OKCupid seems obsessed with making sure I have a certain number of words in my profile, I will keep going.

I have also been described more than once as a smart ass, too smart for my own good (whatever that means), a lunatic behind the wheel, and the "absolute best" at a certain something that I will let you guess at for now.

I am also polyamorous. If you know what that means, we would almost certainly get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Enjoying it. My life is pretty sweet. :-)
I’m really good at
communicating. I am a writer for a living, so I communicate and probably more importantly LISTEN well.

Also, sarcastaball!!
The first things people usually notice about me
Survey says......
My soft skin especially hands, my smile, my blue eyes, my butt, and my naughty eyes.

I really asked people and those were the answers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books include The Confederacy of Dunces; Prayer for Owen Meany; Catcher in the Rye; Guns, Germs, and Steel -- I could go on and on.

Favorite movies include Gladiator, Of Mice and Men, The Doors -- again, I could go on and on. I haven't seen a movie in a movie theatre for more than a year now.

I recently cancelled my cable TV because of too much garbage on it, but I am addicted to Netflix, so I am currently catching up on some shows and movies that I never had the chance to catch when they were first out.
The six things I could never do without
-my friends
-Netflix
-The Internet
-my ipod
-my books
-Sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Anything and everything! My mind is usally going 1000 miles per hour. Attention deficient disorder? Nah! I call it multi-tasking
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually out with friends, but sometimes you might catch me at home just chilling out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My life is an open book...I will admit anything. Try me. Ask me the wildest thing you can think of and find out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to test my "open book" policy (see above) or you want to see if you can out-smartass me. I doubt you can.