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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 3
Open relationship
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and it’s important
Has dogs
My self-summary
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I have been described most accurately as "sweet but naughty." I think that is perfect and says it all, but since OKCupid seems obsessed with making sure I have a certain number of words in my profile, I will keep going.

I have also been described more than once as a smart ass, too smart for my own good (whatever that means), a lunatic behind the wheel, and the "absolute best" at a certain something that I will let you guess at for now.

I am also polyamorous. If you know what that means, we would almost certainly get along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Enjoying it. My life is pretty sweet. :-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
communicating. I am a writer for a living, so I communicate and probably more importantly LISTEN well.

Also, sarcastaball!!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Survey says......
My soft skin especially hands, my smile, my blue eyes, my butt, and my naughty eyes.

I really asked people and those were the answers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books include The Confederacy of Dunces; Prayer for Owen Meany; Catcher in the Rye; Guns, Germs, and Steel -- I could go on and on.

Favorite movies include Gladiator, Of Mice and Men, The Doors -- again, I could go on and on. I haven't seen a movie in a movie theatre for more than a year now.

I am not really a TV person, but I did just get Fios, so am learning new channels and finding new shows.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-my friends
-The Internet
-my ipod
-my books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything and everything! My mind is usally going 1000 miles per hour. Attention deficient disorder? Nah! I call it multi-tasking
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends, but sometimes you might catch me at home just chilling out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My life is an open book...I will admit anything. Try me. Ask me the wildest thing you can think of and find out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to test my "open book" policy (see above) or you want to see if you can out-smartass me. I doubt you can.