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jaycliche

41 M Denver, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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You should want to meet me because I'm 70% off and all of me must go now to make room for the 2014 cliche model. Many famous sports heroes, pop icons and successful people have used me to get more out of their lives. Without me in your life...you will just be average. You want more than that, don't you? 4 out of 5 dentists say they recommend Jcliche for their patients that use cliche's. cliche has been proven to make the elderly live longer and children raised on cliche tend to be community leaders. cliche fights germs that may cause bad breath. cliche stops indigestion fast. cliche provides relief where others fail. cliche takes the pain out of baby manufacturing. cliche is organic and free trade certified. cliche is improving for you. cliche isn't a cold distant huge organization, but a warm neighborhood place. cliche is a lifestyle. Get cliche now before we sell out. Have you cliched today? I'd like to buy the world a cliche. Cliche...I'm lovin it!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Participating in the conversion of matter.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything, always.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I just have, or am just about to improve their lives.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like historical non-fiction, Virginia Wolfe, Roald Dahl, Heinlein...Etc for book land...

I have a huge, arty, obscure, pretentious film collection and want more. Esp like the 70s era of cinema, documentaries, adult swim stuff, a lot of british comedy. Lynch, Wenders, Jodorowsky, pre rating, Foreign, trash and midnight movies, b movies and every single movie or film that has ever been made

Like to dance to dance music...otherwise lots of stuff never on the radio from whenever and any sounds.

I like fresh and good food....but esp love hard shell tacos.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My ability to fly
My robotic strength
My laser eyes
A wise and balanced diet
Breathing
Being Superficial
Being locked into 6 things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
putting things inbrackets like okcupid commands

or also sometimes I'm going dancing, or to a house party, or backyard party, or just watching tv, or working on some inspiration from my creation of my own indoctrination...wow I just wrote I poem...but it's Monday, so I guess it really doesn't belong here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm only partly human.
You should message me if
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If you wanna start seeing improvements now!