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  • Ages 21-34
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Last online
Today – 12:30am
Middle Eastern, White
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Judaism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Hindi (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
All that funny, witty shit the other profiles said... But better. Also, you found $5 after reading it. Enamoured yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Oh, you know... Things...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking, laughing, adventuring, ceramics, playing with animals, traveling rough, analysis, sexy time, fun, theory, keeping myself entertained. Making plans to go to Dolores and then dicking around until there's like one windy hour left of sunlight where I am dressed like I'm in the tropics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hmmm, I'm not sure really, and I'd venture to say it borders on ego masturbation to make a list... prob my big smile or my blue eyes, but the other day I got a very enthusiastic ear compliment- so I guess it just depends on the person. I have a "strong Roman nose" (see: Jewish) Maybe my cunning wit and my endearing humility. Me laughing at my own jokes.
**UPDATE** a girl told me whist camping that I had nice nipples, and that they look just like Jim Morrison's
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books/authors: Tolkien, Orwell, Bradbury, East of Eden, A Tale of Two Cites, all Roald Dahl-esp. his short stories for adults, Phantom Tollbooth, The Hours, various sociology textbooks- esp. Harvey, Island of the Blue Dolphins, War of the Spider Queen, The Giving Tree, Alas Babylon, Night, Life of Pi, Mila 18, Song of Ice and Fire, Dharma Bums, The Good Women of China, The Good Earth.

Shows: 30Rock, Arrested Development, Reno 911, Daria, The X-Files, Drawn Together, Superjail, The Critic, Portlandia, Strangers With Candy, Upright Citizens' Brigade, Spartacus, The League, Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Archer.

Movies: pretentious foreign ones, dry comedy, trippy shit, John Waters, Fellini, Jarmusch, Killer Klowns from Outer Space.

Music: Most music (I know that's an annoying answer, but it's true) not big on contemporary country, most pop, and some rap. To give examples: Ratatat, Murder By Death, Smashing Pumpkins, Air, Daft Punk, Bone Thugs, Rjd2, DJ Shadow, Placebo, Thievery Corporation, Earth Wind and Fire, Pink Floyd, Scissor Sisters, Manu Chao, ediT, Beirut, Nerfherder, Gorillaz, Lauryn Hill, ELO, i monster, the Supremes, Ace of Base (don't judge), Talib Kweli, Parliament, Cazwell, M83, Shigetto, Blockhead, Pretty Lights, Flying Lotus, BMB aka Space Kid, Neon Indian, STRFKR.

Food: Real big on food, I come from a family of foodies. My favorite types are Thai, Burmese, Vietnamese, Japanese, Indian (esp. Bengali), Mexican, French, all sorts of seafood, and Cuban. Korean and Ethiopian are awesome too. Anything toxically spicy!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boys boys boys. People really fascinate me, I love to people watch. Society and the human psyche are definitely a trip. Life is another good one, along with nature, the cosmos, the world and other things that are hard to wrap your head around... I like to ponder the big questions- I'm a big picture kinda guy. I try to appreciate things for what they are, and why they are that way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doin some crazy shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Feel free to ask me about my digestive misadventures while living in India.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are chill and down to hang out and see if we click or not. Or just get to know each other a lil better on the interweb. Manly is a plus, not a prerequisite. Intelligence is though.
You are NOT a super perv-job, creepy, a serial killer, actually a woman, or super effeminate. sorry.