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29 • Kansas City, MO • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–39
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 7:30am
- 6′ 3″ (1.91m)
- Body type
- Mostly anything
- When drinking
- Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
- Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and dislikes cats
- English (Fluently)
I'm laidback and easy going, but also brutally honest and sometimes painfully blunt. I'm hilarious, and outgoing and love making people laugh and have fun. I'm sarcastic and witty and love engaging in witty banter. I love going out and having a good time, ghostriding the whip, stackin' my chedda, kickin back 40z with the homies, all that good stuff that makes me certified on the street. Oh ya, and bangin' hammers at fools that look at me funny.
Serious note: I have lofty goals and aspirations and am looking for a lady who can come along for the ride, feel free to ride my coattails to an unprecedented level of success, or bring your own and lets combine ours like the kids from captain planet...
I'm down to earth, spontaneous, love being active and being outdoors, going hunting, fishing, camping, running, working out, going to the bar, watching sports, movies, music, tv, intellectual conversation, and anything that can be described as fun and exciting
I'm a momma's boy at heart, my mother raised me well and taught me how to treat a lady with the utmost respect. I've never cheated on a girl and never will, not my style and i don't like to hurt ladies, guys I could care less, that's just me being the badass I am. I can be incredibly sarcastic and witty and have an awesome sense of humor. Most of my friends would describe me as hilarious witty extremely intelligent always having fun and most of all the life of the party.
I love making a girl smile and i'm a hopeless romantic...but I can also go with the flow and just have an amazing time doing whatever, like bustin' caps and g-checkin' thugs. Or maybe going out to get dinner and cocktails...whatever floats your boat.
I am Hilarious, Outgoing, and Sarcastic
ps3 I don't get to do it often, but when I can I enjoy a bit of gaming, at the least watching some blurays in hi-def that looks so good it will blow your mind.
tv - Love catching up on DVR after a long week. Takes my mind off things and entertains me, what's better than that?
sex - who can? Unless you're a nun, I'm not buying it...you don't have to put it on your list...just saying i'm a fan of bluntness and brutal honesty. The homies say I keep it realer than real.
beer - I enjoy cracking open a cold one or drinking some whiskey to relax and have a good time. Sorry for partying, NOT.
football - I am a sports fanatic and college football might be one of the most important things in my life...Sorry for being a Man, BABY!
My next trip overseas.
When is the next time I'm going to be able to smoke a rack of ribs or some other form of Kansas City style bbq I miss so much.
If you believe chivalry isn't dead, and enjoy a man that is the definition of an alpha male...If you're into emo, skinny jean dudes, feel free to not apply
You're a girl with looks and brains, nerdy/geeky/dorky chicks please apply, as long as you're sexy to go with it, or you're just plain too hot to handle.
you are sarcastic, witty, well read, smart, funny, have a gorgeous smile, love having a good time and feel like laughing til you cry
If you think people watching is a legitimate hobby....I definitely do
You have an amazing smile and can brighten my day with it while I make you laugh until you cry.
IF you know where the saying "You're killing me smalls" came from..bonus points...I use it all the time and that movie is an integral part of my life lol
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