"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here" as you'll find nothing in here but a whole lot of Divine Comedy!

A Field Guide to the Weird Women You'll Find Online:

http://www.gq.com/news-politics/mens-lives/201302/online-dating-guide-relationship-tips?currentPage=4

DO YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF?

ps: I can't see the list of people who "rated me highly!" but it's 2013, ladies, it's okay to make the 1st move and drop me a message, society won't judge you for it! ;-)

Currently in Paris, working in the Investment Banking field; My career might take me somewhere else in 2013 (more like 2014, i suppose).

I'm hyperactive in the morning, so if you're not a morning person then you'll probably hate me.

Cuddling --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnC8ihu2mp4

I give you Tough Love; not to be confused with Rough Love, which is a totally different thing! (which i can also give you)

Recently I've been getting a lot of: Oh, you look so much younger than your age! (Sorry ladies, men are also vain like that!)

I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know... Gravity !!

- Music
[Thievery Corporation]
[Daft Punk]
[Gorillaz]
[Chicane]
[The Chemical Brothers]
[The Lost Fingers]
[Beastie Boys]
[Dada Life]

- Books
[Charles Bukowski]
[Jean-Paul Sartre]
[Louis-Ferdinand Céline]
The Dice Man
War All the Time - Charles Bukowski
Burning Chrome
The Anubis Gates
[Kurt Vonnegut Books]
[Ernest Hemingway]
[Philip K. Dick]
[Albert Camus]
Ubik

- Movies
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Fight Club
Dobermann
Apocalypse Now
The Wild Geese
Glengarry Glen Ross
The Devil's Advocate
Mr.& Mrs. Smith
Body of Lies
The Last Temptation of Christ
Heat
Training Day
Trainspotting
The Last Word (2010)
Revolver
Miami Vice
Blueberry (film)
2 Days in Paris
Revolutionary Road
[Stanley Kubrick Films]
Scent of a Woman
The Big Lebowski
Casino Royale
Repo Men
Sunshine (2007)
Point Break
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Out of Sight
Up In The Air
The Devil's Advocate

- Television
The Shield
The Simpsons
South Park
Futurama
Very Bad Blagues : by Palmashow
L'EFFET PAPILLON
Chi.N.N
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations
The Layover
Mafi Metlo
Archer
How I Met Your Mother
Les Guignols de l'info

Family
Friends
Exercise
Career
Sun
Internet

Sex, Money, and Power.

ps: if you're > 25 and you've never worked a day in your life and you're still a student of some sort, I'm thinking that you're avoiding adult life at all costs, and that you're pretty much useless to society!

Epic Winning --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg

Prepare to lower your expectations --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOc6yyhSPOk

If i like you, I'm probably gonna make wildly inappropriate sexual advances at you, quite quickly. It will allow you to indulge yourself, guilt-free, while blaming it all on me! ;-)

You're a non-smoker, and an active person / physically fit.

Why Do Women Love Acting Like Twee Little Girls?
http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-feed/2013/05/sex-relationship-advice-column-childish-girls-adorkable.html

I love women and i respect the ladies, but please let's drop the BS and set some ground rules - you should NOT message me if:

- You don't have pics on your profile, or you don't show your face : None of us is too important for anonymity on a dating site.
- You have dodgy pictures, old, black & white, from very far or close-up pics that show nothing but your face.
- You feel obliged to explain or justify why you're here; We're all here for the same bunch of reasons, so chill out.
- You identify yourself as "Bi"; You might think that you're hip, I just think that you're a poser.
- You post pics of yourself with your more attractive girlfriend(s); Really, do i have to explain this one?
- You don't fill out your "My Details" section; I'm gonna ask you about it anyway!

(I'll update the above list as I go along)