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32 Salt Lake City, UT Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Yesterday – 6:23am
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Upper(ish) middle-class white guy from Orange County, California. Gay, ex(ish(complicated))-mormon, computer programmer and part-time secret blogger.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a web developer, backend programmer, volunteer coordinator of a young group of misfits just looking for a good time, and a former English major turned English degree holder. I'm mostly doing the volunteer thing outside of work, its like a second job and depending on the day either richly rewarding or profoundly frustrating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and understanding. Not in a corny relationship way, though that might be true, too, but in an obsessive-autistic way where I feel compelled to understand "why" and "how." It works well in my career and in my personal life people tell me it helps them open up.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People tend to think I'm straight, and the longer that idea sticks in their brain the more entertaining their surprise when they learn the error of their perceptions.

Related to being a good listener, and especially when I'm first getting to know someone, people notice that they tell me deeply personal things about themselves without really knowing why. Years ago I worked in a call center and after my favorite call ever I knew that the guy's father never showed affection, was sorry about it and just how badly and accident with a weed whacker can mess up someone's life. He was happy to have shared, they usually are, and I got a story out of it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm in the middle of a Friday Night Lights marathon. I also obsess over Doctor Who, 30 Rock (sad times its over), Parks and Recreation, New Girl and Archer. Honorable mentions: Community, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, True Blood.

Movies: I Heart Huckabees, The Hours, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Serenity, Little Miss Sunshine, Ordinary People, Stranger than Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, There Will Be Blood, V for Vendetta.

I studied Virginia Woolf in school so I like that. I'm currently reading Cloud Atlas and the before that it was Old School by Tobias Wolff.

Music in the realm of Neutral Milk Hotel, Ingrid Michaelson, Mumford and Sons, Of Monsters and Men, and Alexi Murdoch.

Food is pretty open, but I'm known for my weirdly intense love of In N Out and Disneyland Pickles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet access (not all the time but eventually I want to know whats going on in the world).
A car
A joke
A service position
Quality sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Analogies. Like how a dog spends most of its time thinking about dog food and being pet. I also spend a lot of time caught up in recursive meta loops, like how I'm trying to come up with analogies for how I think about analogies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When its cold I usually watch TV to unwind. When its not cold, or when I feel like it, I go up to my cabin, relax and do lots of brush clearing and ditch digging.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I get nervous I start spouting off facts or bad jokes. That's also when I'm most likely to be flamboyant, otherwise I'm calm and serene.

Also, I'm a member of the largest social club in the world no one wanted to be a member of. Our number is very near the front of the phone book.
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If you want to chat, get coffee or go complete a jag, I'm in.

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