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25 Warwick, RI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:17am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Other (Fluently), German (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Everyone "cool" is on tinder now. My friends say I should move on to tinder, but the idea of just swiping through pictures comes across cheap and tacky to me. Well more tacky that Okcupid. Plus Ima man. I take horrible pictures. And I'm not about to pay someone to professionally tell me where to place my hands/how not to smile/pose... But seriously what do I do with my hands in a picture?
What I’m doing with my life
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Living dangerously. A study shows that women are more attracted to dangerous men. I look like a korean church pastor about to break into a prayer song. Yeah... I can't be your James Bond but I can kill it on mic with my sick nasty jesus hip hops raps. Yo.

I'm actually getting my grad degree in computer science/psychology specializing in artificial intelligence and human computer interactions. I really don't know how I got into the field. I was actually a creative writing major, until one day, I was walking on campus and a group of scientist just pulled me into the lab and told me to start working. They ignored my pleas, chalking it up to incomprehensible mandarin, and so I ended up with a bio/psych math degree. I think it was for the better anyways because I can't edit worth of shit. Plus I still have no idea how to use a semicolon; for real, I just throw them shits all over the place to make my papers look smart.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I play three different instruments. Four including your heartstrings. So smooth.

I'm "good" at programming. Which is not as cool as it is in the movies. I just sit all day staring at 2 lines of code wondering why it isn't working.

Making people laugh. Usually at me. Especially when I'm dancing. But sometimes I can be funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My amazing sense of humor....? That I stole from the internet.
That I'm different? Im different... Yeah I'm different. Pull up to the club with my ceiling missin.

Edit: Someone just sent me a message and told me I got that 2chainz line wrong. I'm too lazy to change it, but I did put the effort in to write this edit. I should just delete the whole thing because, ya know, 2chainz IS a mysogynistic tool. Sometimes though, his lyrics can be deep and strike through the sub culture we call post modernism. Ask yourself this, does not every man inherently, on their date of birth, desire a big booty hoe? I believe Kevin Bacon argued for the same thing in the Novum Organum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Anything Wes Anderson ( everyone here loves wes anderson) 500 Days of Summer, Thank You For Smoking, Exit Through the Gift Shop, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Spirited Away.

NPR. I really like npr. Especially when I'm stuck in traffic. This American Life and RadioLab are my favorites.

Books/Writings: Good Omens, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Discourses, The Republic, Modest Proposal, River of Eden, On the Social Contract, Genealogy of Morals, Price of Altruism, Yellow Wallpaper, LOTR, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest , Blade Runner, and Ender's Game.

Music: Bon Iver, Nero, Flux Pavillion, Purity Ring, XX, Crystal Castles, Youth Lagoon, Sufjan, Strokes, Banks, blue scholars, people under the stairs, led zeppelin, cat power, the nationals, waaves, wu-tang. My music is all over the place. If you have any suggestions I'll take you up on it! There is nothing better than finding good music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends. No not my real friends. Hah... No. Not those assholes. I meant the show Friends. ( I wouldn't know what I would do without my box set)
My originality.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
But why male models?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out pretending to be social or netflix. Usually netflix. Can we get Friends on Netflix for the love of christ?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't turn left.
I quote zoolander alot.
You should message me if
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I'm going bet that my soulmate is out there sitting on the couch on the weekends, watching netflix as I sit on the couch and watch netflix. Which will give us a close 0% percent chance of ever meeting. I think I should get more cats.