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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 21, 2014
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Might want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hated writing essays in school, and it doesn't seem as though they're any more fun now. But let's give this a shot. Life without laughter is pretty damn boring. I like to laugh a lot, at myself just as much as at anyone around me. I can take it just as well as I can dish it, and I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so if you're sensitive to that sort of thing, we probably wouldn't be too great of a match. I try to learn something new everyday, whether it be as useless as some headline on Yahoo that may or may not help out next time I'm playing trivia, or a new way to get somewhere, a new place to go, or something new at work. My bulldog is the most important "person" in my life right now, which is the main reason why I'm trying out this site. I'd like to find someone a little less drooly and a lot less hairy to cuddle up and watch a movie with. I know it's cliche, but I'm looking for someone to be not only my girlfriend/lover/"other-half" but my best friend as well. Someone who enjoys a night on the town, but doesn't have the attitude "But it's Saturday night, we HAVE to go out." Someone who doesn't mind getting a little dirty and going hiking or camping.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just living life today and seeing what the next one brings.

Being the private servant for my bulldog. He has me trained well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. It seems to come naturally. Though one of my friends was having a really bad day a while back and asked me to "say something funny" and I was like a deer in the headlights. Trying to perform on cue is not as easy as it sounds.
I've been told I'm a good listener. Of course I've also been told to shut up and keep my opinions to myself. It's funny how different people percieve things differently.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Looks wise I have no clue. I can't remember anyone pointing anything specific out, and I've never asked.

Personality wise would be my sense of humor. I can be pretty shy right at first, but it doesn't take long to get a gauge of just how far I think I can go with my humor, and it just seems to snowball from there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't get to read as much as I used to, probably because I never think to.

Movies, I prefer action or comedy, but I'm not opposed to the occasional super serious drama.

I can listen to pretty much any music, though if given the choice I tend to go for more rock/alternative, classic rock, and (though I'm not always happy to admit to it) current cheesy pop. Linkin Park is a favorite, as are the Rolling Stones and Green Day.

As for food, I'm not very picky at all. Fish is at the bottom of my list, but other than that I'll eat pretty much anything put in front of me. Though I'd have to say Chinese, Pizza and Mexican are my top 3, with Thai and Italian close behind.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My computer
3. My phone
4. My bulldog
5. My morning shower
6. For lack of a better answer, oxygen?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The greater meaning of life. Why are we here? Where are we going? And if you believe that, I've got some great ocean front property in Colorado for sale cheap.

More realistically, how can I have the most fun, and enjoy life to the fullest, while still making a decent living? And when my dog stares at me, what's he really thinking?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unfortunately usually working. But on my nights off, I enjoy going out for drinks with friends, movies, dinner. I haven't been bowling in years, but I've been getting the itch to try it again recently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me after a couple of drinks and I'll answer pretty much anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like anything you've read on here, or you have any questions for me. You like to laugh. You love dogs. You know of a great hiking spot you're willing to share.