Ok. I hated writing essays in school, and it doesn't seem as though they're any more fun now. But let's give this a shot. Life without laughter is pretty damn boring. I like to laugh a lot, at myself just as much as at anyone around me. I can take it just as well as I can dish it, and I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so if you're sensitive to that sort of thing, we probably wouldn't be too great of a match. I try to learn something new everyday, whether it be as useless as some headline on Yahoo that may or may not help out next time I'm playing trivia, or a new way to get somewhere, a new place to go, or something new at work. My bulldog is the most important "person" in my life right now, which is the main reason why I'm trying out this site. I'd like to find someone a little less drooly and a lot less hairy to cuddle up and watch a movie with. I know it's cliche, but I'm looking for someone to be not only my girlfriend/lover/"other-half" but my best friend as well. Someone who enjoys a night on the town, but doesn't have the attitude "But it's Saturday night, we HAVE to go out." Someone who doesn't mind getting a little dirty and going hiking or camping.

making people laugh. It seems to come naturally. Though one of my friends was having a really bad day last week, and asked me to "say something funny" and I was like a deer in the headlights. Trying to perform on cue is not as easy as it sounds.

Looks wise I have no clue. I can't remember anyone pointing anything specific out, and I've never asked.

Personality wise would be my sense of humor. I can be pretty shy right at first, but it doesn't take long to get a gauge of just how far I think I can go with my humor, and it just seems to snowball from there.

I don't get to read as much as I used to, probably because I never think to.

Movies, I like pretty much everything, though I can only handle maybe one or two super depressing "I can't believe they died at the end" dramas a year and I'm good. I would say action and comedy top the list though

I can listen to pretty much any music, though if given the choice I tend to go for more rock/alternative, classic rock, and (though I'm not always happy to admit to it) current cheesy pop. Linkin Park is a favorite, as are the Rolling Stones and Green Day.

As for food, I'm not very picky at all. Fish is at the bottom of my list, but other than that I'll eat pretty much anything put in front of me. Though I'd have to say Chinese, Pizza and Mexican are my top 3, with Thai and Italian close behind.

1. My family
2. My computer
3. My phone
4. My bulldog (though I know someday I'll have to do without him, I'd rather not think about it until the time comes)
5. My morning shower
6. For lack of a better answer, oxygen?

The greater meaning of life. Why are we here. Where are we going? And if you believe that, I've got some great ocean front property in Nebraska for sale cheap.

More realistically, how can I have the most fun, and enjoy life to the fullest, while still making a decent living? And when my dog stares at me, what's he really thinking?

Unfortunately usually working. But on my nights off, I enjoy going out for drinks with friends, movies, dinner. I haven't been bowling in years, but I've been getting the itch to try it again recently.

The Golden Girls is one of my favorite TV shows ever. I used to watch every week with my grandmother, and to this day I will actually laugh out loud if I catch a rerun on TV.

You're looking for a nice, honest guy who's going to make you laugh. As long as you don't ask him to.