I hated writing essays in school, and it doesn't seem as though
they're any more fun now. But let's give this a shot. Life without
laughter is pretty damn boring. I like to laugh a lot, at myself
just as much as at anyone around me. I can take it just as well as
I can dish it, and I have a very sarcastic sense of humor, so if
you're sensitive to that sort of thing, we probably wouldn't be too
great of a match. I try to learn something new everyday, whether it
be as useless as some headline on Yahoo that may or may not help
out next time I'm playing trivia, or a new way to get somewhere, a
new place to go, or something new at work. My bulldog is the most
important "person" in my life right now, which is the main reason
why I'm trying out this site. I'd like to find someone a little
less drooly and a lot less hairy to cuddle up and watch a movie
with. I know it's cliche, but I'm looking for someone to be not
only my girlfriend/lover/"other-half" but my best friend as well.
Someone who enjoys a night on the town, but doesn't have the
attitude "But it's Saturday night, we HAVE to go out." Someone who
doesn't mind getting a little dirty and going hiking or camping.
What I’m doing with my life
Just living life today and seeing what the next one brings.
Being the private servant for my bulldog. He has me trained well.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. It seems to come naturally. Though one of my
friends was having a really bad day a while back and asked me to
"say something funny" and I was like a deer in the headlights.
Trying to perform on cue is not as easy as it sounds.
I've been told I'm a good listener. Of course I've also been told
to shut up and keep my opinions to myself. It's funny how different
people percieve things differently.
The first things people usually notice about me
Looks wise I have no clue. I can't remember anyone pointing
anything specific out, and I've never asked.
Personality wise would be my sense of humor. I can be pretty shy
right at first, but it doesn't take long to get a gauge of just how
far I think I can go with my humor, and it just seems to snowball
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't get to read as much as I used to, probably because I never
Movies, I prefer action or comedy, but I'm not opposed to the
occasional super serious drama.
I can listen to pretty much any music, though if given the choice I
tend to go for more rock/alternative, classic rock, and (though I'm
not always happy to admit to it) current cheesy pop. Linkin Park is
a favorite, as are the Rolling Stones and Green Day.
As for food, I'm not very picky at all. Fish is at the bottom of my
list, but other than that I'll eat pretty much anything put in
front of me. Though I'd have to say Chinese, Pizza and Mexican are
my top 3, with Thai and Italian close behind.
The six things I could never do without
1. My family
2. My computer
3. My phone
4. My bulldog
5. My morning shower
6. For lack of a better answer, oxygen?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The greater meaning of life. Why are we here? Where are we going?
And if you believe that, I've got some great ocean front property
in Colorado for sale cheap.
More realistically, how can I have the most fun, and enjoy life to
the fullest, while still making a decent living? And when my dog
stares at me, what's he really thinking?
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately usually working. But on my nights off, I enjoy going
out for drinks with friends, movies, dinner. I haven't been bowling
in years, but I've been getting the itch to try it again recently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask me after a couple of drinks and I'll answer pretty much
You should message me if
You like anything you've read on here, or you have any questions
for me. You like to laugh. You love dogs. You know of a great
hiking spot you're willing to share.