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jbrandon129

29 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm relatively smart and funny... relative to what might be a good question for you to ask. Last year I had to get more pages in my passport.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, figuring out SF (I moved here from NYC on 2/1/13, so I've only been able to explore for... however many days it's been since then.), being outside as much as possible
I’m really good at
trivia, selected sports, doing good deeds, photography, cooking, almost offending people, the nytimes crossword puzzle (sunday - thursday), holding umbrellas at optimal angles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea... Maybe I'll take a poll.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
many... I'm a sucker for recommendations... Especially in terms of newer novels/non-fiction and addictive television series.

Fine. I'll include specifics... this is a limited list.

Books: dave eggers, david sedaris, chuck klosterman, lots of interesting non-fiction, some easy-read fiction when I'm in the right mood.

Movies: Wes Anderson (I'm even a big Fantastic Mr. Fox fan), Coen brothers, David O. Russel films (I <3 Huckabees anyone?), and so so many more

T.V. Shows: HBO shows -> The Wire, Game of Thrones, some others

Music: Indy rock, but I like almost anything that's not country (and even one or two country songs... I also love Wilco who border on country/folk sometimes). Vampire Weekend right now... Radiohead.

Food: Everything... and I love spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Thai food, nymag (still, and more for vicarious reasons now that I moved to SF), eating/drinking outdoors, sriracha, my impeccable counting skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
random things e.g. how to get somewhere 12 seconds quicker... or why is my mood affected so much by whether I'm eating or have eaten recently?

why christoph niemann doesn't do more things for my entertainment.
On a typical Friday night I am
out drinking amongst friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I often replay conversations where I could have been more witty out loud on the sidewalk...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're not an ax murderer... any other kind of murderer i guess is fine.

you got the 'impeccable counting skills' thing from earlier...

you're not one of those people who plays games by waiting to text people back for hours. I