I'm relatively smart and funny... relative to what might be a good question. Last year I had to get more pages in my passport.

Working in an office... figuring out SF (I moved here from NYC on 1/31, so I've only been able to explore for... however many days it's been since then.)

trivia, selected sports, doing good deeds, photography, cooking, almost offending people, the nytimes crossword puzzle (sunday - wednesday), holding umbrellas at optimal angles.

I have no idea... Maybe I'll take a poll.

many... I'm a sucker for recommendations... Especially in terms of newer novels/non-fiction and addictive television series.

Fine. I'll include specifics... this is a limited list.

Books: dave eggers, david sedaris, chuck klosterman, lots of interesting non-fiction, some easy-read fiction when I'm in the right mood.

Movies: Wes Anderson (I'm even a big Fantastic Mr. Fox fan), Coen brothers, David O. Russel films (I <3 Huckabees anyone?), and so so many more

T.V. Shows: HBO shows -> The Wire, Game of Thrones, Girls is fantastic... some others.

Music: Indy rock mostly, but I like almost anything that's not country (and even one or two country songs... I also love Wilco who border on country/folk sometimes)... but Radiohead above all else.

Food: Everything... and I love spicy.

Thai food, nymag, eating outdoors, sriracha, my impecable counting skills

random things e.g. how to get somewhere 12 seconds quicker... or why is my mood affected so much by whether I'm eating or have eaten recently?

why christoph niemann doesn't do more things for my entertainment.

out drinking amongst friends

I often replay conversations where I could have been more witty... outloud... on the sidewalk...

you're not an ax murderer... any other kind of murderer i guess is fine.

you want the link to my awesome yelp reviews.

you got the 'impecable counting skills' thing from earlier...