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27 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:20pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Italian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Better yet, random fact time:
I tried out for American idol once (and won!),
I have a twin sister,
I'm a competitive stair climber,
I once ate a four pound steak,
I have a HUGE...... Family (see what I did there?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sitting at a bar drinking a chocolate martini...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Everything. Jk. No, but seriously...

I can do just about any accent that comes to mind... Or a lot anyway... Or enough to make you laugh... Maybe I'm just so bad that you'd laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My unusually long eyelashes - not kidding, I should be in mascara commercials. Be jealous
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Like most personal trainers, I am not literate... But who cares when I can work you out really well. Jk. Sorta

Movies: gummo, just kidding please Never Watch It. For the love of god.

Food: I can make a mean sweet potato wrapped in bacon. But let's be honest anything wrapped in bacon is delicious!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The gym, family (I'm Sicilian, enough said), sarcasm font (bc it doesn't exist and should), manners (I know a lot of guys have told you this, but I really am a gentleman), button downs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to wear today, and how to avoid food - given how much I eat this proves to be rather difficult. Seriously though, it's disturbing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...practicing my cursive, left-handed, wearing a blindfold.

Or out trying to be awesome. One of the two for sure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now why ruin the surprise? :-p
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You both roll your eyes and giggle when a good "that's what she said" is thrown at you

Or if you lift, bro.