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KilgorT

26 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Friends tell me I am funny, almost a ginger, and surprisingly warm-hearted (but fuck them, what do they know?).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like running and football (both kinds). Seriously running is the most important survival skill there is. You're going to wish you could run when Gojirra rises from the depths. That's Japanese for Godzilla. You should tell me to shut up when I am being pedantic.

I realize people like to write their best traits so let me assure you that I spend at least 5x more time sitting or lying on my couch than running. I did the math and really I spend about 2% of my time running. Compare that to about 5% of my life that I am probably in some stage of inebriation. Really I probably spend about the same amount of time running as I spend sitting down for indulgent gluttonous feasts. Probably less. It's all about that balance.

I work in finance but usually work from home in a business development/investment strategy capacity. Let's me sleep in sometimes and run a flexible schedule.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, trivia, dad jokes, laughing at anything that can be stretched into an innuendo, cardinal directions, film marathons, speed reading, sleeping, Card games/tricks.

I'm eerily good at guessing people's weight. It's a risky proposition on a first date but I shoot from the the hip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut, Pinker, Huxley, Bertrand Russell, Wade Davis, George RR Martin, Tolstoy, A Confederacy of Dunces. David Foster Wallace.

Love film. Will watch anything. Documentaries. Terrible Movies. If they're terrible let's add some commentary. If they are good, let's not talk.

Arrested Development, Shameless, Sherlock, The Wire, Shark Tank, Jeopardy!

beatles, Neil Young, the strokes, Radiohead, Animal Collective, Kanye West, rolling stones, jenny lewis, alanis morissette, Pixies, motown

All foods. Especially the spicy ones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
stories
empathy
friends
coffee/wine/vices
books
screens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out."

- David Foster Wallace
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a bar or show with friends. Or turning my phone off, ordering a pizza, and watching/reading something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
master would not be pleased

But seriously. This one time I was 'crossing swords' with my best friend and I thought it would be funny to pee on his pants. He did not find it funny. It's been 21 years and I still wake up everyday with unshakable shame :(
You should message me if
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you think of yourself as progressive, open-minded, curious about the world, and enjoy conversations on any number of topics.

You understand that your farts disgust me but I will still look you in the eyes and nod my head in approval when it happens. And I expect you to do the same.

Idk man its not rocket appliances.