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26 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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West-coaster. A psychic once told me my heart was in India. I said damn you are a bad physicist. She told me that I am also probably dyslexic.

Friends tell me I am funny, kind of an asshole, almost a ginger, and surprisingly warm-hearted (but fuck them, what do they know?).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ughh IDK shut up mom.

Working and finding projects that are fulfilling and enjoyable. Experiencing life and all of the places and people on this earth.
Trying to live my life like an episode of an Anthony Bourdain show.

I have a business. I like sports and running. Seriously running is the most important survival skill there is. You're going to wish you could run when Gojirra rises from the depths. Yeah I'm pretentious enough to use the Japanese spelling of Godzilla.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, trivia, dad jokes, laughing at anything that can be stretched into an innuendo, cardinal directions, film marathons, speed reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Hey...aren't you..?"
"The exact average height of a white North American male? Why yes, yes i am."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Vonnegut, Pinker, Huxley, Bertrand Russell, Wade Davis, George RR Martin, Tolstoy, Pinker, A Confederacy of Dunces. David Foster Wallace.

Love film. Will watch anything. Especially documentaries.

Arrested Development, Shameless, Sherlock, Carnivale, The Wire, Shark Tank, Jeopardy!

beatles, Neil Young, the strokes, Radiohead, Animal Collective, Kanye West, rolling stones, jenny lewis, alanis morissette, all the dopest and illest tunes.

All foods. Especially the spicy ones.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
an adventure to look forward to.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"how to keep from going through your comfortable, prosperous, respectable adult life dead, unconscious, a slave to your head and to your natural default setting of being uniquely, completely, imperially alone day in and day out."

- David Foster Wallace
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a bar with friends. Or turning my phone off, ordering a pizza, and watching/reading something. Probably dancing like an idiot.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
master would not be pleased

But seriously. This one time I was 'crossing swords' with my best friend and I thought it would be funny to pee on his pants. He did not find it funny. It's been 21 years and I still wake up everyday with unshakable shame :(
You should message me if
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you think of yourself as progressive, open-minded, curious about the world, and enjoy conversations on any number of topics.

Idk man its not rocket appliances. Let's go get drunk at a museum already.