**I have to admit, that while this has been interesting... I'm walking away from this, as I am currently in a relationship.**

First and foremost, if you're ever trying to get that close to me, you better come correct with how you're approaching me. You need to recognize a real woman.
Now, Where do I begin? ... The basics seem appropriate. : )
My name is Jess, I'm 24, I work full time, play when I can, all the while keeping my priorities in check.
I'm extremely outgoing, I love to laugh and smile (I'm ALWAYS smiling, sometimes at inappropriate times) and enjoy making others do the same!!!
Seriously, it's SO much better to smile. Think about it.
My sense of humor is pretty fantastic, to say the least. I am VERY easily amused, and if I really think something is funny? Oh lord. Lol
My demeanor is cool. I can go out to dinner and do the "Proper Lady" thing, or I can sit home, on the couch, in basketball shorts and beater drinking Bud Heavy while cheering for the Red Sox.
I love to have a good time. Period.
My friends are my life line, and I see them as much as I can. I love to go out, throw back a few, dance (I'm known to start dancing/mouthing words out of nowhere, as I'm ALWAYS rocking out to some song in my head!), and just enjoy the atmosphere and the people with me, and the people I may meet!
I get along with almost everyone... Although I'm not a huge fan of girls. There are about 8 of them I can stand on a regular basis... Other than that, I'm not close to many of them. I hate the drama. Pft.
So yeah. I'm not your typical girl. I'm not perfect, nor do I try to be. I'm a Miss Independent, I have MAD military love, I'm brutally honest and I have my guard up... ALWAYS.
I'm sarcastic... I will look you dead in the eye, tell you something straight up, then crack a devilish little smile, wink, then start laughing. It's fantastic. Really.
I have half a dude's brain... Half the time, when a guy friend cracks a joke that most girls would find gross and/or not get? Yeah. I'm the first to either start laughing, or bust out "That's what she said" ... and a lot of the time, I end up being the SHE that said it! : )
I have an insane amount of energy, and have a hard time sitting still. I love to keep busy. Being bored is not an option for me. I'm hyper... Always on the go. My days off are STOCKED.
I'm A LOT to handle. I'm like a brick wall at first. I hit you all at once. And I'm OK with that. : )
I'm also 50% French/Canadian (Diet French, Or French-Lite to some) and 50% Native American... And I don't utilize ANY of the perks for being NA.

I'm a server at a local restaurant and I actually happen to like my job.
Now I am currently looking for a second job to pile on top of my first one. Like, I said, I hate being bored! Lol
Other than work, I spend a lot of time at the gym trying to stay in shape and if I'm not there, I'm always hanging out with friends.

Lots of things.
If you want the generic answer, I'm really good at singing, dancing, laughing and what I do (job related and otherwise).
Also, I believe that there are song lyrics for EVERY emotion, event person/thing out there, and I'm REALLY good at finding and quoting them....
Speaking my mind. I WILL call you out if I feel your treading on that FINE line between Confidence & Cocky. (And I won't apologize for it) Just DON'T cross it. It's just NOT attractive. At ALL.

I get my smile a lot. People have grown to miss it... My eyes, they are bright, amber colored, and they give me away... (So I'm told... I smile with them)
My dermal piercing... A lot of people haven't seen one like it before. It attracts them. Lol

Books: You Can Run but You Can't Hide, The Stone Cold Truth
amongst others.

Movies: To name a few, Boondock Saints, 300, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, LOTR, Braveheart, Last Samurai, Die Hard, Rocky (All of them but #4 is DEF my fav), Scarface, Mortal Combat (I have NO CLUE WHY I love this movie so much, but I do). I'm not a fan of chick flicks, but I do thoroughly enjoy a good comedy or a horror movie. (Stand up is AWESOME)

Music: Rap, Hip Hop, R&B, Pop, Reggaeton, some Country. Really, I listen to everything except for death metal and techno. I like being able to dance/sing to what I'm listening to.

Food: Pasta (all of it), Beer, Nachos, Pizza, Big Macs, Steak, Potatoes.
(...Ok, maybe THIS is why I spend so much time at the gym!)

Friends and family
Cellphone
Car
A job
A reason to smile.
My cat. (He's my heart wrapped up in fur)
HONESTY. (OK that's seven, but seriously... it's a good one)

The future. Where I'm going to be in the next couple of years, what I want to do in the meantime and who I want to spend that time with.
Stupid random questions that nobody seems to have answers to.... As in "Have you ever seen an over weight squirrel?" and "If Gas X is supposed to relieve gas when you have it, what if you take it when you DON'T have gas... Will it GIVE you gas?"
Think about it. ; ) (Sometimes, when and if I'm bored, I'm AWFULLY tempted to test this theory and find out : )... )

Usually I'm at the bar with a group of friends having a good time... Either dancing, or singing Kareoke. Cheesy, I know, but SO MUCH FUN!!! (And I'm good at BOTH!!!)
And if I'm not out with friends at a club/bar, I'm usually at a friends house, around the fire pit, throwing back a few, listening to them play acoustic. It's relaxing...
On an off chance, I might actually be sleeping! But doubtful. : )

I know pretty much all the words to the Ninja Rap song Vanilla Ice sings from the Ninja Turtles. Actually, I just started singing it as I was writing that.
I have a sick obsession with fart humor. I laugh like a 10 year old boy dutch ovening his sister.
I think it's funny when people trip. I don't know why.
I'm FEARLESS... Except for spiders... and clowns. I mean, seriously. What the hell?!
I'm ALWAYS rocking out to some random song in my head. My mind is seriously like lyrics.com. So, you will probably see me dancing out of nowhere or mouthing words. That would be to the song playing in my head. (It does NOT embarrass me AT ALL)
I like to cook but I won't admit it. I can. Italian is my favorite to cook and eat, then the boring, normal foods...

You think I sound like someone you want to talk to, we have things in common, you don't play games. You know, the usual.