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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Christianity and laughing about it
High school
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hi, my name's John and welcome to my page! I hope you enjoy your stay and if you see something you like please feel free to contact me.

First and foremost, be warned. My jokes are amazing... That is, of course, if you find corny puns and well timed movie quotes hilarious. If that's the case then we might just have a connection.

So a little about me: I'm a big, lovable, goofy, nerdy guy. (You can see examples of my goofy/nerdy side in the photo section. Yes, that's me in the Batmobile. No, I'm not Batman... But I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.) I enjoy any activity that involves getting my friends and/or family together and having a good time. Laughter and good conversation with someone you care about is the key to happiness. I love movies and music and will talk at length about either subject. My interests include camping, reading, and singing karaoke. Any chance I get to try something new is always fun for me. There's a big world out there, and I'm going to enjoy it while I can. Someday, I might even find that special someone to enjoy it with. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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Living life while trying not to take it too seriously. Freeing myself from my cage at Acme Labs and trying to take over the world! Other than that, I work in retail.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love making others laugh. If you're laughing so hard that you can't breathe then I've done my job right. I'm also an amazing cook. It's art, really. Potatoes are my canvas. Oh, and never play Monopoly with me. My dad taught me to be ruthless. Always choose Sorry! or Clue. You're chances of beating me increase exponentially.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh, the baby face. It's both a blessing and a curse. My eyes also get complimented on a lot. Especially when I turn on... the smolder. ;) It's also been suggested that I'm not afraid of being myself.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Jurassic Park is my favorite book. I've read it many times. Way better than the movie. However, the movie does have it's charm. Also The Hobbit, Lord of The Rings, The Magic Kingdom: For Sale/Sold

I love movies: The Avengers, Batman, Transformers, Red, John Wick, Mrs. Doubtfire, Billy Madison, Liar Liar

TV: Castle, NCIS, Once Upon A Time, Arrow, The Flash, Doctor Who, Firefly, Star Trek. I don't really care for reality TV but I will watch it with someone else if they ask.

Music: Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Will Smith
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
2. My friends
3. Glasses/contacts (can't see with out them)
4. Laughter
5. Music
6. My own transportation aka my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything!!! And then everything again. My brain is constantly occupied with at least 10 different things. What am I going to do over the weekend? The past, present, and future. The "Good ole days." Who would win in a fight... Superman or the Incredible Hulk? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Using my childhood fears as a symbol to strike fear into the criminal element of my city... Oh wait, that's Batman. And I'm not him. I was clear on that, right? ;) But seriously, most Friday nights I can be found hanging out with friends. I have a fire pit in my backyard so a bonfire is always likely. If I don't have any plans then it's TV or a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I suck at most modern video games. I haven't been good at playing video games since Mario and Sonic stopped scrolling across the screen. I still love those video games to this day.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're a strong, intelligent, passionate, funny, awesome woman who is looking for more than just a one night stand. I don't do hook ups. I do relationships. Oh, and I do not scare easily so feel free to make the first move if that's something you're comfortable with.