Hi, my name's John and welcome to my page! I hope you enjoy your stay and if you see something you like please feel free to contact me.
First and foremost, be warned. My jokes are amazing... That is, of course, if you find corny puns and well timed movie quotes and pop culture references hilarious. If that's the case then we might just have a connection.
So a little about me: I'm a goofy, lovable, nerdy guy. (You can see examples of my goofy/nerdy side in the photo section. Yes, that's me in the Batmobile. No, I'm not Batman... But I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express.) I come from a moderately sized family so I've taken to adopting my friends. I consider several of them to be brothers/sisters. Any opportunity I have to get friends and family together to eat, laugh and have a good time always puts a smile on my face. Laughter and good conversation with someone you care about is the key to happiness. I love movies and music and will talk at length about either subject. My interests include camping, reading, and singing karaoke. Any chance I get to try something new is always fun for me. There's a big world out there, and I'm going to enjoy it while I can.
What I’m doing with my life
Living life while trying not to take it too seriously. Freeing myself from my cage at Acme Labs and trying to take over the world! Other than that, I have a full-time warehouse job driving fork lifts.
I’m really good at
I love making others laugh. If you're laughing so hard that you can't breathe then I've done my job right. I'm also an amazing cook. There's nothing more satisfying than a healthy home cooked meal. Oh, and never play Monopoly with me. My dad taught me to be ruthless. Always choose Sorry! or Clue. You're chances of beating me increase exponentially.
The first things people usually notice about me
Oh, the baby face. It's both a blessing and a curse. My eyes also get complimented on a lot. Especially when I turn on... the smolder. ;) It's also been suggested that I'm not afraid of being myself. Which is absolutely the coolest thing anyone has ever said about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jurassic Park is my favorite book. I've read it many times. Way better than the movie. However, the movie does have it's charm. Also The Hobbit, Lord of The Rings, Magic Kingdom of Landover series by Terry Brooks
I love movies: The Avengers, The Dark Knight, Transformers, Red, Mrs. Doubtfire, 50 First Dates, Liar Liar, Elf, Disney's Aladdin, Christmas Vacation
TV: Castle, NCIS, Once Upon A Time, Arrow, The Flash, GoT, Doctor Who, Firefly, Star Trek. Not a big fan of reality tv but I have watched Dancing with the Stars and I kinda liked it
Music: Brad Paisley, Miranda Lambert, Alan Jackson, John Michael Montgomery, Joe Diffie, Shania Twain, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Dick Dale, Journey, AC/DC, Poison, Three Days Grace, Neon Trees, Oingo Boingo, Katy Perry
The six things I could never do without
1. My family
2. My friends
4. Ocular correction (glasses/contacts, can't see with out them)
6. My own transportation aka my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything!!! And then everything again. My brain is constantly occupied with at least 10 different things. What am I going to do over the weekend? The past, present, and future. The "Good ole days." Who would win in a fight... Superman or the Incredible Hulk? What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Using my childhood fears as a symbol to strike fear into the criminal element of my city... Oh wait, that's Batman. And I'm not him. I was clear on that, right? ;) But seriously, most Friday nights I can be found hanging out with friends. I have a fire pit in my backyard so a bonfire is always likely. But occasionally, I do enjoy staying in for a quiet night at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My super power is the ability to unlock people's inner nerd. All my friends are far more nerdy with me in their lives.
You should message me if
If you're an intelligent, funny, witty, sarcastic, awesome woman who is looking to get to know a great guy then I would love to talk to you. Bonus points if you're even the slightest bit nerdy.