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jc1eary

44 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I know a lot about UFOs.
What I’m doing with my life
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I hope to someday be a successful organ donor.

For the last 10 years, I worked in the ecommerce side of two clothing companies. Having accomplished all of my childhood goals there, I decided to embark on a more practical side-career, standing-up comedy, which I did for 5 cathartic years in San Francisco.
From time to time, I still perform, but not as frequently as in the past.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding Waldo.
Also I can make Jesus laugh so hard he'd snort water into wine out his nose.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a terrible break dancer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Although I did go to 2 film schools, now I'm more into internet animal videos and confusing elderly people.

What the hell!
Movies: Lots of them, lots of genres. From Blade Runner to Eternal Sunshine from Ordinary People to Caddyshack. Lots.
Books: I'm waiting for the book about the Templar who fights a wizard and a teenage vampire. Still waiting...
Shows: If it has Zombies and rhymes with "The Talking Bed", I'm on-board!
Music: Hipster indie-rock, but not too obscure. 'Been to SxSW, Sasquatch, Treasure Island, along those lines.
Food: Unfortunately, have a dull sense of taste, so I generally like very spicy food. The more intense the taste, the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jean
2. Claude
3. Van
4. Damme
5. kittens
6. soft rock
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Infinity, while staring out the window.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-Infiltrating church groups in disguise.
-Dancing for the man.
-Entertaining friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I saw Air Supply live as a child (true) and it still shapes my world view and all of my political opinions (half-truth).
You should message me if
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You've laughed at any of this.