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jcanix

40 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–49
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**I am on the back foot here, y'all. If you read all the way down you'll see I'm very direct (if rarely crass). Getting a "Match" notice doesn't tell me that you've actually read my profile, so please, if you have read it, go ahead and have the cojones to write me first. Only you can tell if I'm your cup of tea.**

List of the best "suggested qualities" I've read on people's profiles:

Self-deprecating
Genuinely like women
Critical yet tolerant of others
Not perfect. (That's me!!)
You're a [] straight guy who examines his privilege every goddamn day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Readjusting to DC.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never responding to people who have ever answered one of those race- or religion-based questions by writing, "I prefer someone of my own race/religion."

Hang up, NOW.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The white hot anger.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"The Signal and the Noise," "Midnight Run," "The Wire," Dvorak, lawbstah (say it like Marky Mark. FUCKIN' SAY IT!).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Most of these profile questions.

Oh, sorry, did you say could NEVER do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why on Earth women are so preoccupied by height. All these profiles that read, "No one who isn't at least [this] tall."

What are you, a theme park ride? Turns out, human beings come in different sizes: shocker, I know, but probably best if you just get used to it. I'm sure the short guys have.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I can't understand why people are congenitally unable to comprehend this question.

It says "willing to admit:" don't be cute/coy - this is an opportunity to show how clever you are, people, not the Inquisition. If you're only willing to admit that you have a shelved collection of unopened Star Wars toys, SAY THAT!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know those profiles that read "Don't write me if . . . " and then list a set of rude human male behaviors/characteristics?

You don't do that.

I get it, really, I do: there are a lot of idiotic men on here who are too lazy or dumb to express themselves clearly. But still: don't do that. It's crazy condescending and turns off those of us who are bright, curious, and capable of and interested in expressing ourselves well. Besides, those guys just did you a favor: you can write them off immediately. Skip and move on.

(Meanwhile, I'll have a talk with the lazy/dumb guys and see if we can improve performance.)