Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am on the back foot here, y'all. If you read all the way down
(and note what I'm Looking For, just to the right there --->)
you'll recognize I'm very direct (if rarely crass). Getting a
"Match" notice doesn't tell me that you've actually read my
profile, so please, if you have read it, go ahead and have the
cojones to write me first. Only you can tell if I'm your cup of
List of the best "suggested qualities" I've read on people's
Genuinely like women
Critical yet tolerant of others
You're a [...] straight guy who examines his privilege every
Myers-Briggs type: STFU
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Never responding to people who have ever answered one of those
race- or religion-based questions by writing, "I prefer someone of
my own race/religion."
Hang up, NOW.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again," "The Right Stuff,"
"Mr. Show," Dvorak, Sasabune in The HNL.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Most of these profile questions.
Oh, sorry, did you say could NEVER do without?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
who sent out the memo to women that they should all start "breast
signalling" in their OKC photos.
NOT that I am complaining.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I can't understand why people are congenitally unable to
comprehend this question.
It says "willing to admit:" don't be cute/coy - this is an
opportunity to show how clever you are, people, not the
Inquisition. If you're only willing to admit that you have 11 toes,
What's that you say? I've conveniently managed to avoid answering
Oh, well, that's easy: I did ballet as a kid. Yup, and I'm a
Marine. I'm sure you can square that somehow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
So apparently I am not as clear here as I could be. Thus:
*I am non-monogamous and expect that anyone who contacts me will be
accepting of that.*
*I am not looking for anything romantic; what is most natural to me
is to have friends whom I fuck but care about deeply. This
generally means I don't do one-time things.*
*I am purely self-taught - and I mean that; this is shit I've long
considered and is the product of serious introspection - as someone
who practices what I guess is (somewhat ridiculously) called
"ethical non-monogamy." I enjoy engaging on the topic with people
who are more experienced with or better educated about it.*
Who are you looking for?
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