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31 M Jersey City, NJ

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My self-summary
Hi I'm Ant,

It has been awhile since I've done this, but here it goes. I'm a JC brat born and raised and have had a great education. I teach Math to the faint of heart in jersey city. Some say I should have a bullet proof vest, but I am not afraid of that. What people should fear is being fake to the students, they pick that up first, then your dead. I would also like to add that the kids go through metal detectors in the morning, I do not lol. instilling fear early on is a very good mind screw.

On my spare time, which there is some of now, I like to play video games, go bowling, movies, ride my motorcycle, and contemplate the zombie Apocalypse and how I will be able to survive a lot longer than most of you on here. It's not because I think I'm better than you, its just I'd be more logical in that type of situation.

I'm also a diabetic for over 23 years now and on an insulin pump, which makes me part cyborg, so when the machines take over I could be accepted as one of their own.

As you can tell I have an active imagination, it is a must for a relationship. I am not hugely into sports, I am more of a science and discovery channel buff, how its made is part of my daily viewing media. I also have a subscription to popular science and mechanics. If you want to know more just message me

P.S. If you miss when MTV actually played music videos all day like me then you already have points for you.
What I’m doing with my life
teaching, when i'm not doing that that same thing i do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD cue the pinky and and the brain music.

Also hear the magic hear the roar, thundercats are loose.
I used to have a speech impediment when I was younger, the tubes in my ears were closing so I was basically going deaf, so my th's sounded like f's so I'd scream:
Funder, Funder, Fundercats Hoooooooooooo
I’m really good at
rocking out, my math skills will blow your mind, I'm a select few that do not need a calculator. people watching, fun activity since everyone wants to behave like the jersey shore, and any other jersey related reality show.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes and how they are psychedelic and my boonda, all i gotta say is, I got it from my mama, my tattoos I like them and most people like them too. umm my kickassawesome personality.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ok books anything by john steinbeck, anything; the green mile, does the walking dead count as a book, and world of z

movies: Inception, Transformers, anything comic book (yes every the spiderman trilogy hope you redeem yourself with the new one for 2012), shawshank redemption, virtuocity, even horizon, most sci-fi flicks, splice sucked i was very disappointed, beverly hills cop trilogy, all the die hards, great action flicks.

Shows: family guy, american dad, simpsons, southpark, tosh.0, futurama, thundercats (old and new), the walking dead, Dexter, sparticus, batman beyond, transformers prime, how i met your mother, dead like me, entourage.

Music: wow ok well today i woke up and had slipknot playing, later it could be party rock or some eagles, or 101.9, or dropkick murphys and some flogging molly, it varys i have music adhd. anything i can rock to or have a minidanceparty to works for me. I try to make concerts as much as possible, but kinda hard because of being a teacher. but i still make due when i have the need to get a good ol' fashioned rock out. these are the concerts i have attended in my life, disfunctional family picnic, korn, metallica, disturbed, dropkick murphys, the eagles, foofighters, again i want to up this a bit.

Food: Five guys, sushi, im pretty good with food, i'll try anything twice, but i will not vegan it up, I am a not a herbivore, I'm a carnivore like a t-rex, i want my brontosaurus burger now and big nonononononononono to indian food anything that looks likes and smells like curry added to baby droppings, no thank you, not my cup of tea.

Dessert dessert dessert, that is very important, sometimes great as a meal all on its own, there are a few good places around here, the archetypus in edgewater is amazing, boobie caves nuff said. There are other things too but the boobies are the most prominent body item located on its walls, it is an experience to go there a lot of fun can happen there. And the people watching is exquisite there.
The six things I could never do without
1) Family
2) Friends
3) mode of transportation (car/motorcycle)
4) Stars
5) My imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If you read the above you would know, of course the other stuff too like, how i want to nuke the jersey shore (seaside), assassinate those jerseylicious chics, and real housewives of nj well wow there has to be an example set there some how, if you have a good idea on that one please let me know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Was anyone home friday july 29th, watching thundercats like me, that is gonna be the party starter every week not, then whatever trouble and chaos that will text me, always ends in good times
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
it wouldn't be so private if I told ya, so noneya, none ya business.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you wake up in the morning and piss excellence like myself, or if you laughed at least once. Also I'm sorry but I know what I want, If you put down average, and you are far from that them you lied already and I will not tolerate that. How can you start anything when you have already lied to me, so move on, honesty is the best policy. you need to have very similar music tastes, I'll even accept other stuff maybe you can show me something new. I'm not really expecting much here its just what it is and its just the truth, but if you feel like proving me wrong the message button is around here somewhere.