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24 Fresno, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 16
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Portuguese (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey my name is Jesús and I probably joke more than I am supposed to; I have pretty much a dark sense of humor but Hey it makes the day interesting. Although I do love to joke around and such, I will come clean and say that I am a nervous and shy person when meeting new people, but always someone willing to furtherly know people once the ice is broken. Ive grown up reading comics and watching SciFi films as well as indie flicks so that woukd make me a dork but cant beat fate. I compete and love Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Taekwondo, and Kickboxing. I also play death metal on my guitar, love watching movies, and hanging out with friends. I'm a total goofball and when around me I tend to make the most randomest references and even impressions of people
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now I'm a full time student at Fresno State majoring in Graphic Design with an emphasis in Interactive Multimedia. I am also in the US Air Force National Guard after doing 3 years of active duty as well as work as a janitor. After completing my degree (which I got 2 years left) I want to get into working in film by doing special effects (CGI) or in any capacity really.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating a lot, definitely procrastination, I'm somewhat good at trolling
Playing Pranks
Doing a Christopher Walken impression....Oh and Bane as well!!

Self proclaimed Grammar Nazi as well, sorry I'm just a fan of that but won't hate you for the occasional slip up
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For some reason, they say my eyes, but that's them

I resemble a mugshot too from what people say too
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Carnosaur, American Psycho, Heart Of Darkness, Things Fall Apart, Jurassic Park, The Fungus, The Terminal Man, Marvel Comics mainly Punisher, Devil Dinosaur and some of the Carnosaur Carnage comics too (way too obscure I know)

Movies: Redbelt, Apocalypse Now, How High, No Country For Old Men, Session 9, Sling Blade, Carnosaur, Super Troopers, District 9, Tron Legacy, American Psycho, Fargo, There Will Be Blood, Hotel Rwanda

Music: Death Metal, Thrash, Industrial, Punk Metal, Deathcore, House Techno music

A lot of 80s British new wave and punk, bands like New Order, Joy Division, the Smiths, A Flock of Seagulls, Morrissey, Happy Mondays etc...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Martial Arts/MMA
Dark Humor
My family
711 iced coffee and Pepsi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future, conspiracies, random stuff like that

Jokes too, coming up with different memes and just alot of random shit as well
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Training at the gym, hanging out with friends, staying home like a spaz doing homework or drawing or playing guitar, not much into the whole club scene, but always willing to laugh and joke around with others
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Arachnophobia? Message me and I'll let ya know
I'm basically a random person, I love to make references to movies and TVs shows if I'm trying to make a joke, but when it's time to be serious, I'll be serious and understanding
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Any of the above caught your attention or anyone that wants to talk about anything, and literally I mean anything whether that be about music, books, tv, comics, life, me, you, jokes. I'm a real laid back person honestly

You're a girl that finds any of the above at least the bit cool or even interesting really aha