Witty sarcasm IS my first spoken language and as such I love nothing more than lighthearted banter between two intelligent goofballs.
I live by a few principles; work hard, live passionately, laugh as much as possible, and generally just be comfortable being a dork. I am! There is nothing I love more than people that are happy and confident enough to just go with the flow and share some laughs.
I Wikipedia just about everything. I also really love lists. Listverse.com is the greatest website ever websited. Yeah, I can hear you grumbling, "what a nerd." You ma'am, are correct. I'll do you one further; I'm a grammar Nazi too. "Did he really put the word "Nazi" in his profile?
Just a heads up, I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, but If we click together, cool, we can see where it goes, if not let's hang out anyways. I just want to meet some awesome people that can carry intriguing conversation, and maybe have a few cocktails after work.