Well, you must be finished with the arbitrary picture creeping, eh?

Witty sarcasm IS my first spoken language and as such I love nothing more than lighthearted banter between two intelligent goofballs.

I live by a few principles; work hard, live passionately, laugh as much as possible, and generally just be comfortable being a dork. I am! There is nothing I love more than people that are happy and confident enough to just go with the flow and share some laughs.

I Wikipedia just about everything. I also really love lists. Listverse.com is the greatest website ever websited. Yeah, I can hear you grumbling, "what a nerd." You ma'am, are correct. I'll do you one further; I'm a grammar Nazi too. "Did he really put the word "Nazi" in his profile?

Just a heads up, I'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, but If we click together, cool, we can see where it goes, if not let's hang out anyways. I just want to meet some awesome people that can carry intriguing conversation, and maybe have a few cocktails after work.

I come up with innovative and clever marketing ideas at a startup in SF. People nod their heads in unanimous agreement about what i present, then ignore my genius.

I kid, but i am genuinely very passionate about my work. I am a Marketing Strategist for a marketing company in SF.

Telling stories

Being easy to socialize with.

General trivia.

Being low maintenance, and easy to be around.

Judging someone based on their smile.

Oh definitely my voice, apparently it is very distinctive. I was once told I should be a football announcer.

I'm always smiling and trying to make people laugh.

I am a total movie and book fan.

I. Read. A. Lot. Mostly, I enjoy dystopias, but can really get into just about anything.

Movies: So, it's not fair to ask me this question. I REALLY enjoy movies.

I'm going to reel against the constraints of being limited to a "6 item list." I'm going to do my own thing.

Likes:
-Pulling the protective plastic off electronics
-Dogs. Real dogs, not dogs that bite my ankles.
-Reading
-Girls that like/tolerate sports
-Watching movies with movie enthusiasts.
-sticking my hand in a jar of dry beans or rice.
-Daniel Day Lewis

Dislikes:
-Mark Ruffalo
-Meals with stupid names, e.g., "Moons Over My Hammy." I hate having to order meals with those cheesy names!
-Bad kissers
-Jack Daniels
-French fries with no ketchup

I have never tried scotch, and I want to be a "scotch and cigar guy" just one time.

Grammar. I find clever grammar usage sexy. I also find typos and the incorrect use of "to" and "too" infuriating.

I started a blog to improve my analytics skills, but I found quite a bit of fun in writing. If you are interested, ask me for the URL.

I wonder why it is so hard to find funny women.

Either working (exciting I know), or out with some friends, or random people I meet where I stop for a quick beer.

I'm not a club kind of guy. I'm a take-some-of-my-friends-to-a-dive-bar-and-sing-karaoke kind of guy. For the most part though, my main party days are in my rear view mirror.

I'm very outgoing and social, but deep down I am an old soul.

I'm old school chivalrous. I believe in treating a woman like a princess (buying dinner, opening doors, taking her out, etc.), and I also believe a woman should treat her man, like a man.

I'm...A cuddler. Real masculine, I know. I know.

If you have a great smile, and use it all the time.

Message me if you want to, but this is how I would describe the women I usually date:

She is attractive, clever, sarcastic (but not negative), witty and independent.

She is passionate about the things she cares about. A girl that has passion in her life is very attractive. While being passionate, she can also be supportive of a significant other (it's a hard balance to find in a woman.)

If you think this is you, or if you want to ask me how I almost cut off my finger last year, you should send me a message.