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jdb2424

31 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I’m a friendly, mellow guy that enjoys reading, movies, and making fun of hipsters. My friends tell me that I'm funny and easy going, so until that becomes apparent, I'm forced to hide behind this computer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a pretty awesome job as a researcher here in Austin where I'm passionately pursuing my interest in human trends and behavior. I love music: I play the piano badly, the trumpet terribly and the guitar mildly decent. I enjoy getting mildly drunk on excellent spirits, free samples, and dirty jokes. Also, I try to stay in shape with a regular bouts of exercise and poorly organized office team sports.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sniffing out a good documentary, karaoke, avoiding babies, confusing a handshake for a fist bump, ping pong, memorizing 90's rap lyrics, being the best athlete in a strictly academic setting
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that I disarm with humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Tipping Point, Prey, Lord of the Flies, The Giver, Freakonomics, The Road, The Testament, 50 Shades of Grey (JK, seeing if you're still reading)

Groundhog Day, The Graduate, King of Kong, Ghostbusters, The Big Labowski, Borat

Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, The Office, Family Guy, The Sopranos, Tosh.0

90's R&B, Blues, Acoustic Guitar Covers, Oldies, Classical, Folk, Jazz, Classic Rock

Fajitas, Peaches, Blue Cheese, Guacamole, Bacon, and Sailor Jerry Rum
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, Documentaries, Profanity, Booze, Halloween Parties, Spicy things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Recently...how to calmly and legally get the birds outside my window from waking me up every morning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to decide which is more important for my health that night; sleep or friends. More often than not, the latter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Justin Beiber toothbrush.
You should message me if
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...you enjoy making fun of hipsters and at some point in your life have eaten or was tempted to eat an entire block of cheese in one sitting.