What I’m doing with my life
I have a pretty awesome job as a researcher here in Austin where
I'm passionately pursuing my interest in human trends and behavior.
I love music: I play the piano badly, the trumpet terribly and the
guitar half way decent. I enjoy getting mildly drunk on excellent
spirits, free samples, and dirty jokes. Also, I try to stay in
shape with irregular bouts of exercise and poorly organized office
I’m really good at
Sniffing out a good documentary, karaoke, confusing a handshake for
a fist bump, ping pong, memorizing 90's rap lyrics, being the best
athlete in a strictly academic setting.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my civilized demeanor doesn’t quite fit with my less than
innocent sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Tipping Point, Prey, Lord of the Flies, The Giver,
Freakonomics, The Road, The Testament
Groundhog Day, The Graduate, King of Kong, Ghostbusters, The Big
Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, The Office, Family Guy, The
90's R&B, Blues, Acoustic Guitar Covers, Oldies, Classical,
Folk, Jazz, Classic Rock
Fajitas, Peaches, Blue Cheese, Guacamole, Bacon, and Sailor Jerry
The six things I could never do without
Guitar, Documentaries, Profanity, Booze, Halloween Parties, Spicy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get five of my closest friends locked into a road trip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once entered a beauty pageant wearing a blue 80's prom
You should message me if
...you're into guys who are:
...or if you just want to go out for a fancy cocktail and make fun