I am chaotic neutral, but can never win a dex check to save me.
I am a seasoned gamer since I was a kid, but there are still too many of them that I need to find some time to play.
I am an eagle scout, but I can't remember half of the knots I had to learn.
I work for a bank, but I'm don't expect to die from dysentery on my way to Oregon.
I am a book of movie quotes, but I never get them exactly right.
I am quite shy at first, but anyone who knows me well will laugh at the notion of me having any amount of restraint.
This whole self-summary bit is rather strange to me. I can't think of anything other than little crapfacts. I strongly feel that the real me comes out in natural conversation.