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34 Mountain View, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 9:54am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
My self-summary
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Owner of the worst poker face on the planet. It works in my favor when I'm happy, not so much when I'm trying to feign enthusiasm about helping you move out of your 4th floor walkup.

Past that I'll always tell you what's on my mind if you ask, honestly yet tactfully. Also, I love food and eating . . . a lot, preferably something that was roaming around a farm prior to being on my plate.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just recently transplanted out here from Brooklyn and still figuring out important stuff like . . . where can I get a decent pour over, where can I catch some live shitty hipster electronica, does the south bay have anything resembling a real butcher shop?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Picking things up and putting them down.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes when I'm not hiding them behind my glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Slaughter House Five (or anything Vonnegut), The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Cryptonomicon, World War Z, Devil In The Grove, The Forever War, Freedom

Movies: Rounders, Memento, Food Inc., 25th Hour, Heat, Winter's Bone, The Wrestler

TV: Mad Men, The Wire, Archer, IASP

Broadway: The Book of Mormon, The 39 Steps, The Motherfucker With The Hat, Jerusalem

Food: Any of the momofuku restaurants, Fette Sau, Redhead, Egg, Diner, 5 Leaves

Music: Washed Out, Beirut, Black Star, Blonde Redhead, Braids, Clifford Brown, The Roots, SBTRKT, Mumford & Sons, Battles
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sous Vide Machine
My cast iron pan
My kindle
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my next side project should be (site that streams all tweets about Justin Bieber, highlighting ones using colorful language? Yep. Done.) Am I reading too much / not enough, why is it so cold, where can I move where it won't smell like hot garbage 4 months out of the year (update: ha ha, move to CA, solved!). Have I eaten anything remotely healthy this week? You know, the usual.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbing dinner with friends and hopefully catching some live music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a single white male with a cat.
You should message me if
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You've gotten genuinely giddy about a dinner reservation at some point in your life.
Have an open mind when it comes to shitty hipster music.