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27 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:04am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I am going to try to make this sound less myspacy as possible.

I tell jokes on stage, in pancake houses, at poorly lit open mics and at ding bars that try to look "hip"

I like to think I am in the minority of people that can name the first appearance of NightCrawler in an X-Men comic and tell you Toni Kukoc's stat line in 1996.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Stand up Comedy
Script Writing
Writing various blogs about The NBA, Comic Books, Movies, Video Games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and making people're welcome
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My roguish good looks....what kind of fucking question is this
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok There is going to be a lot here, so I will miss stuff but here goes.

Books: I read wayyyyy to many comic books. Mostly Marvel though I do dip into DC and the Independents

Anything by Chuck Klosterman, random sports autobiographies(50% Humor 50% Interest), Clockwork Orange(clitche' I know) Breakfast of Champions, God's Not Great.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Clerks, Battle Royale, Children of Men Bad horror movies on Netflix. Comic Book movies(No matter how bad they are).....I watch a lot of shitty movies for fun

Shows: Walking Dead, Misfits, The League, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black.

Bands- (Preface: This is a really small sample size) Coconut Records, Okkervil River, Richard Hell & The Voidnoids Pavement, The Hives, Radiohead, , GG Allin, Rhett Miller, Kanye West, Mastodon, Fucked Up, Bright Eyes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics, Beer, Coffee, Stupid People, The NBA, Mexican Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Basketball statistics, Unfinished comic book storylines, fake sequels to movies(Waterworld 2: The Land The Sea Forgot), Sex, Funny things about sex, farting, professional wrestling from the 80's, Craig Counsills weird batting stance, What I would do If i was stuck in "Groundhogs Day"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, Telling Jokes, Playing Video Games, or getting drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am too cynical for my own good, And it effects my ambition.

I probably think I'm smarter than you... Not because of any preconceived notion, I just generally think I'm smarter than most people
You should message me if
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You are kind of weird, and kind of a bitch and you think people who talk too much are charming.