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  • Ages 21–33
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My details

Last online
Sep 26
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Might want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
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I am a 20-something, cynic who dabbles in stand-up comedy, podcasts and script writing.

I get drunk and surf OK Cupid sometimes....mistakes have been made

I like to think I am in the minority of people that can name the first appearance of NightCrawler in an X-Men comic and tell you Toni Kukoc's stat line in 1996. All while making comments about how Wilco's "A Ghost is Born" may be the greatest album of the 2000's

"A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy, that's why they call me the avocado, baby"
What I’m doing with my life
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Stand up Comedy
Script Writing
Play video games
Writing various blogs about The NBA, Comic Books, Movies, Video Games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and making people uncomfortable
Legend of Zelda Games
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My roguish good looks....what kind of fucking question is this
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ok There is going to be a lot here, so I will miss stuff but here goes.

The greatest company in the history of entertainment.... NINTENDO

Books: I read wayyyyy to many comic books. Mostly Marvel though I do dip into DC and the Independents, as for real books Anything by Klosterman, Hitchens, Palahniuk. Reading articles by Bill Simmons.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Clerks, Battle Royale, Children of Men Bad horror movies on Netflix. Comic Book movies(No matter how bad they are).....I watch a lot of shitty movies for fun

Shows: Walking Dead, Misfits, The League, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black. True Detective, Old Frasier episodes

Bands- (Preface: This is a really small sample size) The National, Coconut Records, Okkervil River, Richard Hell & The Voidnoids Pavement, The Hives, Radiohead, , GG Allin, Rhett Miller, Kanye West, Mastodon, Fucked Up, Bright Eyes, The National(again)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics, Beer, Coffee, Stupid People, The NBA, Mexican Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Basketball statistics, Unfinished comic book storylines, fake sequels to movies(Waterworld 2: The Land The Sea Forgot), Sex, Funny things about sex, farting, professional wrestling from the 80's, Craig Counsills weird batting stance, What I would do If i was stuck in "Groundhogs Day"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, Podcasting, Playing Video Games, or getting drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am too cynical for my own good, And it effects my ambition.

I probably think I'm smarter than you... Not because of any preconceived notion, I just generally think I'm smarter than most people
You should message me if
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You are kind of weird, and kind of a bitch and you think people who talk too much are charming.