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jdkenney

27 Chicago, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
University
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a 20-something, cynic who dabbles in stand-up comedy, podcasts and script writing.

I get drunk and surf OK Cupid sometimes....mistakes have been made

I like to think I am in the minority of people that can name the first appearance of NightCrawler in an X-Men comic and tell you Toni Kukoc's stat line in 1996. All while making comments about how Wilco's "A Ghost is Born" may be the greatest album of the 2000's

"A heart of stone, rind so tough it's crazy, that's why they call me the avocado, baby"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working
Stand up Comedy
Script Writing
Podcasting
Play video games
Drinking
Writing various blogs about The NBA, Comic Books, Movies, Video Games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh and making people uncomfortable
Legend of Zelda Games
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My roguish good looks....what kind of fucking question is this
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ok There is going to be a lot here, so I will miss stuff but here goes.

The greatest company in the history of entertainment.... NINTENDO

Books: I read wayyyyy to many comic books. Mostly Marvel though I do dip into DC and the Independents, as for real books Anything by Klosterman, Hitchens, Palahniuk. Reading articles by Bill Simmons.

Movies: Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Clerks, Battle Royale, Children of Men Bad horror movies on Netflix. Comic Book movies(No matter how bad they are).....I watch a lot of shitty movies for fun

Shows: Walking Dead, Misfits, The League, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black. True Detective, Old Frasier episodes

Bands- (Preface: This is a really small sample size) The National, Coconut Records, Okkervil River, Richard Hell & The Voidnoids Pavement, The Hives, Radiohead, , GG Allin, Rhett Miller, Kanye West, Mastodon, Fucked Up, Bright Eyes, The National(again)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comics, Beer, Coffee, Stupid People, The NBA, Mexican Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Basketball statistics, Unfinished comic book storylines, fake sequels to movies(Waterworld 2: The Land The Sea Forgot), Sex, Funny things about sex, farting, professional wrestling from the 80's, Craig Counsills weird batting stance, What I would do If i was stuck in "Groundhogs Day"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, Podcasting, Playing Video Games, or getting drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am too cynical for my own good, And it effects my ambition.

I probably think I'm smarter than you... Not because of any preconceived notion, I just generally think I'm smarter than most people
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are kind of weird, and kind of a bitch and you think people who talk too much are charming.