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33 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:54pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well hello there internet! Please, come in, have a seat, have a drink, have a velociraptor since this is all imaginary anyway.

Me? I'm just a guy with two thumbs, a couple hats, a corny/witty sense of humor depending on your taste, and hundreds of great stories to tell from my many mistakes. I may or may not be an international man of mystery.

I read. A lot. of everything, but right now on a nonfiction kick. Also, comics. I can explain to you the entire Marvel movie universe, but I wont unless you are that particular kind of geeky . Lucky for you, I am also easily distracted and fascinated by so many things, so hey, easy conversation, right?

I am a sucker for puns, crossword puzzles, whiskey bars, yoga and the occasional netflix binge. I've been all over the world, plan to continue doing so, and find ways to make the travels not only fun, but immature. I have arbitraily random skill-sets as a result of this

If you stopped by, say hello! I dont bite, thats not even possible over the internet until 2017, when it's released as an app.
What I’m doing with my life
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I specialize in internal medicine, and i work one week on, one week off schedule. It's a hospitalist life, and I dig it like a shovel.

When not doing that, I perform stand up comedy, play pub trivia, write childrens book (singular), and cook stuff i see on the food channel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
crosswords, conversation, trivia, convincing people to go outside their comfort zones, refridgerator roulette. I am also good at things. for reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I dont know, what did you first notice when you clicked through? Was it the hats? The dynamite? Was it the beard? It was the beard, wasn't it? If you mustache me a question, please dont make it about beards, I will shave those answers for later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV wise: Dr Who (Tennant forever-sorry Capaldi), Game of Thrones, Archer, Supernatural, Walking Dead, The League, Arrow, Futurama, Cosmos

Books: I am always reading but hmm recently bourne trilogy, hobbit, hitchikers guide, house of leaves, fight club, and others. I am equally comfortable talking marvel superheroes as I am kant or internet memes.

Food: Greek food-especially spanakopita

Music: radiolab, startalk, welcome to night vale, 80's pop and hair/glam metal. motown, oldies...can I sing along? Then I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
terrible puns, weird science facts and how they apply to comedy, etymology, what i want to eat for dinner, the marvel universe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wandering the city, checking out a new restaurant, and depending on the group of friends either checking out an improv show and having a beer, or binging my way through my netflix queue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing the entire animaniancs country song (and will do so upon request)
I love the step up movie series and want to be invited to join a dance crew
I have my own theme song that a friend composed for me as a graduation present.
You should message me if
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you are interested in getting to know me better, want to find some of the best restaurants in the city through trial and error, or I have emailed you-dont leave me hanging =)