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33 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 14
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Well hello there internet! Please, come in, have a seat, have a drink, have a velociraptor since this is all imaginary anyway.

Hmm, how best to present myself-In my own mind i'm a cross between Indiana Jones, and Wash from firefly, though I lack the specific skillset of either.

I am a big fan of all literature, but anything noir, steampunk, or sci-fi will always get me to take a second look. My two heroes are Neil de grasse Tyson because science! and Captain America because he always does the right thing and makes it look badass.

I am a sucker for puns, crossword puzzles, whiskey bars, and surprisingly, yoga...arm balances look cool. I have and will travel anywhere in the world, usually and specifically to take goofy pictures in silly hats, and am trying to create the most epic resume ever working any weird job I can find.

If you stopped by, say hello! I dont bite, thats not even possible over the internet until 2017, when it's released as an app.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hospitalist-dont know what that is, dont worry neither do most of my patients. It means I work 7 days, then get 7 off, which is nice and lets me pursue other hobbies

Like performing stand up comedy, trying to write childrens books, and attempting to recreate dishes from the food network...which is actually going pretty well, so feel free to challenge me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
crosswords, flippant but humorous responses, song parodies, finding strange things to do in the city i live in.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dashing beard? My charming hats? My impeccable sense of smile? Havent the foggiest, but I sure hope it's something positive
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV wise: Dr Who, Firefly, Archer, Supernatural, Walking Dead, The League, Arrow, Futurama, Cosmos

Books: spy novels like James Rollins action scientists, russian crime lit because I am a masochist, the obligatory graphic novels-mostly marvel and image, and wacky fiction like chuck palahniuk,

Food: Bacon and Greek food...i'll eat anything but you said favorite

Music: radiolab, startalk, welcome to night vale, 80's pop and hair/glam metal. motown, oldies...can I sing along? Then I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
terrible puns, weird science facts and how they apply to comedy, etymology, what i want to eat for dinner, the marvel universe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wandering the city, checking out a new restaurant, and depending on the group of friends either checking out an improv show and having a beer, or binging my way through my netflix queue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing the entire animaniancs country song
I love the step up movie series and want to be invited to join a dance crew
I cant stop making puns. Its like I have pun tourettes
You should message me if
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you are interested in getting to know me better, want to find some of the best restaurants in the city through trial and error, or I have emailed you-dont leave me hanging =)