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My self-summary
Well hello there! Please, come in, have a seat, have a drink, and prepare to be amused because like the brontosaurus, I am bringing it back to the old school.

Me? I'm just a guy with two thumbs, a couple hats, a corny/witty sense of humor depending on your taste, and hundreds of great stories to tell from my many mistakes. I may or may not be an international man of mystery.

I read. A lot. of everything, but right now on a nonfiction kick. Also, comics. I can explain to you the entire Marvel movie universe, but I wont unless you are that particular kind of geeky . Lucky for you, I am also easily distracted and fascinated by so many things, so hey, easy conversation, right?

I am a sucker for puns, crossword puzzles, whiskey bars, yoga and the occasional netflix binge. I've been all over the world, plan to continue doing so, and find ways to make the travels not only fun, but immature. I have arbitraily random skill-sets as a result of this

If you stopped by, say hello! I dont bite, thats not even possible over the internet until 2017, when it's released as an app.
What I’m doing with my life
I specialize in internal medicine, and i work one week on, one week off schedule. It's a hospitalist life, and I dig it like a shovel.

When not doing that, I perform stand up comedy at whatever stage will have me, play pub trivia and kill it, podcast on Travel Medicine on itunes (go crazy, googlestalkers!) write childrens book (singular but i will get around to the sequel), and cook stuff i see on the food channel.
I’m really good at
crosswords, conversation, trivia, convincing people to go outside their comfort zones, refridgerator roulette. I am also good at things. for reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I dont know, what did you first notice when you clicked through? Was it the hats? The dynamite? Was it the beard? I'm pretty extroverted, and the greatest compliment i routinely receive is that I am "interesting"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV wise: Dr Who (Tennant forever-sorry Capaldi), Game of Thrones, Archer, Supernatural, Walking Dead, The Flash, Futurama, Cosmos

Books: I am always reading but hmm recently bourne trilogy, double cross story of ww2 spies, hitchikers guide to the galaxy, house of leaves, anything murakami, and others. I am equally comfortable talking marvel superheroes as I am kant or internet memes.

Food: Greek food-especially spanakopita.

Music: radiolab, startalk, welcome to night vale, 80's pop and hair/glam metal. motown, oldies...can I sing along? Then I like it.
The six things I could never do without
your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
terrible puns, weird science facts and how they apply to comedy, etymology, what i want to eat for dinner, the marvel universe
On a typical Friday night I am
During winter: playing pub trivia, performing stand up at an open mic night, bullying friends into doing something like game night or trying restaurant. Netflixing.

During Summer: mostly the same, but with fewer layers on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can sing the entire animaniancs country song (and will do so upon request)
I love the step up movie series and want to be invited to join a dance crew
I have my own theme song that a friend composed for me as a graduation present.
You should message me if
you are interested in getting to know me better, want to find some of the best restaurants in the city through trial and error, or I have emailed you-dont leave me hanging =)