Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well hello there internet! Please, come in, have a seat, have a
drink, have a velociraptor since this is all imaginary
Me? I'm just a guy with two thumbs, a couple hats, a corny/witty
sense of humor depending on your taste, and hundreds of great
stories to tell from my many mistakes. I may or may not be an
international man of mystery.
I read. A lot. of everything, but right now on a nonfiction kick.
Also, comics. I can explain to you the entire Marvel movie
universe, but I wont unless you are that particular kind of geeky .
Lucky for you, I am also easily distracted and fascinated by so
many things, so hey, easy conversation, right?
I am a sucker for puns, crossword puzzles, whiskey bars, yoga and
the occasional netflix binge. I've been all over the world, plan to
continue doing so, and find ways to make the travels not only fun,
but immature. I have arbitraily random skill-sets as a result of
If you stopped by, say hello! I dont bite, thats not even possible
over the internet until 2017, when it's released as an app.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I specialize in internal medicine, and i work one week on, one week
off schedule. It's a hospitalist life, and I dig it like a
When not doing that, I perform stand up comedy, play pub trivia,
write childrens book (singular), and cook stuff i see on the food
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
crosswords, conversation, trivia, convincing people to go outside
their comfort zones, refridgerator roulette. I am also good at
things. for reasons.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dont know, what did you first notice when you clicked through?
Was it the hats? The dynamite? Was it the beard? I'm pretty
extroverted, and the greatest compliment i routinely receive is
that I am "interesting"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV wise: Dr Who (Tennant forever-sorry Capaldi), Game of Thrones,
Archer, Supernatural, Walking Dead, The League, Arrow, Futurama,
Books: I am always reading but hmm recently bourne trilogy, double
cross story of ww2 spies, hitchikers guide to the galaxy, house of
leaves, anything murakami, and others. I am equally comfortable
talking marvel superheroes as I am kant or internet memes.
Food: Greek food-especially spanakopita
Music: radiolab, startalk, welcome to night vale, 80's pop and
hair/glam metal. motown, oldies...can I sing along? Then I like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
your powers combined
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
terrible puns, weird science facts and how they apply to comedy,
etymology, what i want to eat for dinner, the marvel universe
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
During winter: playing pub trivia, performing stand up at an open
mic night, bullying friends into doing something like game night or
trying restaurant. Netflixing.
During Summer: mostly the same, but with fewer layers on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing the entire animaniancs country song (and will do so upon
I love the step up movie series and want to be invited to join a
I have my own theme song that a friend composed for me as a
You should message me if
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you are interested in getting to know me better, want to find some
of the best restaurants in the city through trial and error, or I
have emailed you-dont leave me hanging =)
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