jdzikiy
26 Pittsburgh, PA
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My self-summary
ONLY 19.99! Three easy payments and jdzikiy can be yours. It cooks, it dances, it romances. What more do you want? A hipster beard attachment? Got that, too. Jdzikiy can even take you swing dancing or engage in intellectual discussions. If your jdzikiy is running low on power just give him some thai vegetable curry and a banana and he'll be set for the day. Message now, and he comes with a guitar attachment. He kinda sucks at it, but whatever it's free just take it off him.

Some product features:
- Does the robot
- Is not a robot
- Doesn't mind cacophony
- Makes weird noises/faces on request
What I’m doing with my life
Enginerding.
I’m really good at
Jdzikiy has many admirable traits that you would look for in any human, but specifically he is good at being optimistic, cooks some mean quinoa, and wearing crazy hats.
The first things people usually notice about me
Jdzikiy is on a strict diet of craziness. Mixed with one part vegetables, two parts tofu, and three parts bananas. This diet of craziness and this model's general craziness are what is crazily known first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
Jdzikiy likes mostly classic literature and non-fiction books about neuroscience. Right now he is he reading Music, The Brain, and Ecstasy.
Examples of some crap he likes:
-The Mind and the Brain
-The Tell-tale Brain
-Guns, Germs, and Steel
-One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
-The Tao of Pooh
-Fahrenheit 451
-Slaughterhouse-Five
-1984

Music
Jdzikiy has an eclectic music taste but still hates on some genres almost exclusively. Some hipster crap he likes is: The Decemberists, Built to Spill, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, and Sufjan Stevens. He also really likes musique concrete, Pierre Schaeffer, and avant garde, The Residents. More bands that he likes are noted in Appendix Z of the instruction manual, but only in Spanish, because we lost the English Appendix for some stupid reason.
Some big genres:
-musique concrete
-indie
-electronica
-avant-garde
-folk punk
-gypsy jazz

Food
Wacky diet. Read section 32E of instruction manual for full information on his diet, or consult him.
Some favorites:
-bananas with sunflower seed butter
-quinoa
-broccoli
-black beans and plantains
-thai curry

Movies
Section 48 has a full list of movies that he somewhat enjoys. Here are a couple he actually enjoys:
-Brazil
-V for Vendetta
-A Serious Man
-Inception
The six things I could never do without
Jdzikiy couldn't do without you, the consumer. Or else we'd be out of business. However here are some things he requires on a daily basis to not be a whiny baby:
- Computer/Internet
- Family/Friends
- Senses
- Freedom of Expression
- Music
- Intellectual discussion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jdzikiy has a brain like a grasshopper on acid. Constantly trying to understand stuff, invent garbage, or just how to enjoy life more fully. His brain also thinks a lot about what others "spend a lot of time thinking about."
On a typical Friday night I am
Jdzikiy is kinda random on the fifth day of the week, or is that sixth? He could be found: hanging with friends, playing board games, making recordings, discussing stuff, doing nothing, Partying it up, partying down, or dancing. Or a mixture of all those together at once.
You should message me if
You realize that jdzikiy is a more than the sum of this fragmented information, he is a person, just like you. Just kidding, he is a cyborg. Get him while supplies last!
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