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ONLY 19.99! Three easy payments and jdzikiy can be yours. It cooks,
it dances, it romances. What more do you want? A hipster beard
attachment? Got that, too. Jdzikiy can even take you swing dancing
or engage in intellectual discussions. If your jdzikiy is running
low on power just give him some thai vegetable curry and a banana
and he'll be set for the day. Message now, and he comes with a
guitar attachment. He kinda sucks at it, but whatever it's free
just take it off him.
Some product features:
- Does the robot
- Is not a robot
- Doesn't mind cacophony
- Makes weird noises/faces on request
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Jdzikiy has many admirable traits that you would look for in any
human, but specifically he is good at being optimistic, cooks some
mean quinoa, and wearing crazy hats.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Jdzikiy is on a strict diet of craziness. Mixed with one part
vegetables, two parts tofu, and three parts bananas. This diet of
craziness and this model's general craziness are what is crazily
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jdzikiy likes mostly classic literature and non-fiction books about
neuroscience. Right now he is he reading Music, The Brain, and
Examples of some crap he likes:
-The Mind and the Brain
-The Tell-tale Brain
-Guns, Germs, and Steel
-One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
-The Tao of Pooh
Jdzikiy has an eclectic music taste but still hates on some genres
almost exclusively. Some hipster crap he likes is: The
Decemberists, Built to Spill, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, and
Sufjan Stevens. He also really likes musique concrete, Pierre
Schaeffer, and avant garde, The Residents. More bands that he likes
are noted in Appendix Z of the instruction manual, but only in
Spanish, because we lost the English Appendix for some stupid
Some big genres:
Wacky diet. Read section 32E of instruction manual for full
information on his diet, or consult him.
-bananas with sunflower seed butter
-black beans and plantains
Section 48 has a full list of movies that he somewhat enjoys. Here
are a couple he actually enjoys:
-V for Vendetta
-A Serious Man
The six things I could never do without
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Jdzikiy couldn't do without you, the consumer. Or else we'd be out
of business. However here are some things he requires on a daily
basis to not be a whiny baby:
- Freedom of Expression
- Intellectual discussion
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jdzikiy has a brain like a grasshopper on acid. Constantly trying
to understand stuff, invent garbage, or just how to enjoy life more
fully. His brain also thinks a lot about what others "spend a lot
of time thinking about."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jdzikiy is kinda random on the fifth day of the week, or is that
sixth? He could be found: hanging with friends, playing board
games, making recordings, discussing stuff, doing nothing, Partying
it up, partying down, or dancing. Or a mixture of all those
together at once.
You should message me if
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information, he is a person, just like you. Just kidding, he is a
cyborg. Get him while supplies last!
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