I´m a mentally-55-year-old hippie who actually should be a farmer.
And I'm the cool nerd, even though I'm not that hipster-ish.
"What does hipster means nowadays anyway? Is it like in "Howl"?
What I’m doing with my life
Studying, working, substaining my slum family that would confuse
I’m really good at
everything. You have to have that attitude, or you´ll never learn
the things your not good at. Telling yourself, or others that your
not good at something a form of self-instructing yourself that is
But I´m extremely good at slaugthering chickens and improvising
The first things people usually notice about me
"Wow, nice tattoo between your tits. No, I wasn´t looking at your
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Schoolbooks, since I´m a student and don´t have time to read other
things. Though I read Momo by Micheal Ende out loud at work when I
get the chance, and I try to read Tom Hartmans "The Edison Gene".
And I just read Dali´s Mustache.
But thats just now. I love Wuthering Heights by Emilie Brönte,
everything by Charles Bukowski, Orlando by Virginia Woolf, I still
love JK Rowling though I havent read her book for grown-ups yet, I
like Poe (the cliché goth I secretly am) and I like
And I wait all week for the next episode of Fringe. When the show
is over I´m going to lock myself in amber, cause I´ll have nothing
to live for anymore. And I have an intimate relationship with
everyone from Criminal Minds. And I just fell in love with Pushing
Daises and saw season 1 in 1 day.
Also, I believe I am the reincarnation of Rudolf Steiner, since I
actually gets him. And I see gnomes too.
And I just saw Tori Amos in Berlin. You didn't. Therefor, you suck.
I have this weird thing with Amanda Palmer, and I listen to her a
bit too much because we are each other. I love CocoRosie and Under
Byen and a lot of people and a lot of instruments and every sound
The six things I could never do without
You know, I had six things here, but after going back to the slums
in Nairobi again I'll have to say I'd manage without everything.
Maybe not water and love, but that's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How fucked up the public health system is, how much I want to kill
for lack of morality and love amongs those guys. The junkies in the
park, how much I love them and how much I'd love to be able to do
something for them. Where the flame goes after its been blown out.
Why people think Puff the Magic dragon is about pot, I mean, is it
like the pot is depressed if you stop smoking it? The Matrix.
Construction of clothes. Relations. Blood. DMT. How many of the
thought we have just are illusions that they are free thoughts, and
are actually constructed by something extrernal. Illuminati. Words.
The past. Goethean science. If you drool in your sleep and sleep on
your back, would that make you drown. I think about fucking a lot.
I think about fucking Christina Appelgate during class. No, I dont
think about fucking my family, thats gross.
On a typical Friday night I am
Planning a violent takeover of the world, drinking milk from dirty
cups and read schoolbooks. No, really? Work. I dont drink nowadays,
so I dont go out so much and I dont think its that fun anymore
anyway. Last friday I spent with my 65 year old housemate, drinking
coffe and sherry with her neighbour. And sometimes i hang put with
ex-convicts and people on rehab. Yeah, I´m that kind of
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know a guy who has a chicken in his house with the leg tied to a
table and eats from the floor.
You should message me if
you remember what it was like to first get laid, and you went like;
"Daddy, are you sure this is right?"