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27 M Melbourne, Australia

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
As you can see from the photo, I clearly enjoy giving people my impression of the fonz, which understandably needs more work. If you know a guy/girl that's good at this, please let me know, I will reimburse them in calippos (flavour is up for negotiation).

Let's see what else is relevant to this self summary....

I'm a 27 year old bro from Perth doing a degree who misses when hi fives counted as both greetings and goodbyes. I enjoy walks with no destinations and talks with no real purpose. I often meander about, tell terrible stories, get excited over trivial gossip and come up with terrible putdowns (is putdowns even a thing? I feel uncool even typing it).
What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing a phd in business, which means I have had to come up with a way to explain this to people without them falling asleep on me. I have been considering using sock puppets to do this, but I'm not entirely sure how to carry sock puppets on me and it not being weird.
I’m really good at
Giving out hi fives.
Making interesting stories seem horribly boring.
Remembering trivial details.
The first things people usually notice about me
A poor man's Penny Wong, which I'm still not sure if it's racist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just stuff really. I still read like a young adult nerd so a lot of scifi/fantasy, except I never got into Game of Thrones. I'm still suffering from post-wheel of time trauma... like 9 year ago? It really got me good. I did recently finish the first two Stormlight Archives books by Brandon Sanderson, they're real good, like "I was happy to catch a train so I could read" good.

My subconscious really likes Brad Pitt movies given how many times I've referenced them lately. Meet Joe Black is still a rad movie, and I completely understand that it's not good as Fight Club and how good was Fight Club etc etc, but whatever bro.

Bring back happy endings please, the ending did not live up to the title.

Pretty much every indie band that was big over 2005-2009. The Ra Ra Riot EP is amazing and I will not hear slander against it. I have also threatened people with my rendition of Destiny Child's Bootylicious, no one is ever ready for this jelly.
The six things I could never do without
Time telling device of some type.
Good friends.
Songs about popular mechanics for broken hearts.
Hand expressions.
Bottle opener.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where exactly am I going, I get lost way too easily, I'm sure that works literally and metaphorically.

A lot of the time is spent on wondering why people make the choices that they do? Is it driven by social pressure? Is doing this somehow allowing them to achieve another hidden agenda? Are they just activating their trap cards? Even on okcupid, I get really curious on why people present themselves in a certain way. Maybe you've got a theory, would love to hear it.
On a typical Friday night I am
asking google how to spell loneliness.... no.

Just hanging out with my phd, hi-fiving each other when I write a sentence, what a night in. I'm still not sure how I'm ever going to explain this to tech support though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have been previously mistaken for a 14 year old at the tender age of 22. In their defense, I did have a terrible tween moustache going on.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want someone to hang out with, I would love to apply for any "chill bro" positions that become available.