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27 M Melbourne, Australia

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:28am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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As you can see from the photo, I clearly enjoy giving people my impression of the fonz, which understandably needs more work. If you know a guy/girl that's good at this, please let me know, I will reimburse them in calippos (flavour is up for negotiation).

Let's see what else is relevant to this self summary....

I'm a 27 year old bro from Perth doing a degree who misses when hi fives counted as both greetings and goodbyes. I enjoy walks with no destinations and talks with no real purpose. I often meander about, tell terrible stories, get excited over trivial gossip and come up with terrible putdowns (is putdowns even a thing? I feel uncool even typing it).
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm doing a phd in business, which means I have had to come up with a way to explain this to people without them falling asleep on me. I have been considering using sock puppets to do this, but I'm not entirely sure how to carry sock puppets on me and it not being weird.

If none of that interests you, then pretty much quoting lines from pavements songs is all I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving out hi fives.
Making interesting stories seem horribly boring.
Remembering trivial details.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A poor man's Penny Wong, which I'm still not sure if it's racist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just stuff really. I still read like a young adult nerd so a lot of scifi/fantasy, except I never got into Game of Thrones. I'm still suffering from post-wheel of time trauma... like 9 year ago? It really got me good. I did recently finish the first two Stormlight Archives books by Brandon Sanderson, they're real good, like "I was happy to catch a train so I could read" good.

My subconscious really likes Brad Pitt movies given how many times I've referenced them lately. Meet Joe Black is still a rad movie, and I completely understand that it's not good as Fight Club and how good was Fight Club etc etc, but whatever bro.

Bring back happy endings please, the ending did not live up to the title.

Pretty much every indie band that was big over 2005-2009. I have also threatened people with my rendition of Destiny Child's Bootylicious, which I know from first hand experience, that some televisions are not ready for that level of jelly. How good is Terror Twilight? It's really underrated compared to the others.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Time telling device of some type.
Good friends.
Songs about popular mechanics for broken hearts.
Hand expressions.
Bottle opener.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where exactly am I going. I get lost way too easily but I'm sure that works literally and metaphorically.

I spend a lot more time thinking up band names for hipster bands than I'd like to. Common Feelings for the Uncommon Man? Carl Sagan's Underwear? The Introspective Collective? This talent for wanky sounding things is clearly wasted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
asking google how to spell loneliness.... no.

Just hanging out with my phd, hi-fiving each other when I write a sentence, what a night in. I'm still not sure how I'm ever going to explain this to tech support though.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have been previously mistaken for a 14 year old at the tender age of 22. I did have a terrible tween moustache going on, so fair enough.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
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you want to talk about why Tom Hank's relationships in Big was weird.

Conversely, if you know anywhere a scrub can ride a bicycle without cyclists mocking him that would be great.