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jeff606
32 / M / straight / Single
Chicago, Illinois
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.86m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Other and laughing about it
- Sign
- Gemini and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- $70,000–$80,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am sarcastic, irritating, and gassy.
My Self-Summary
I've got a healthy aversion to showers. While riding a rush hour
train I love to occupy three seats simultaneously. With my a$$
sufficiently filling a single seat, I put an empty backpack on the
one next to me, and place my dirty sneakers on the one in front of
me. It's my god-given right to deny others a place to sit when I
pay my full fare of $2.25!
I walk on the left side of sidewalks and crosswalks, because we live in a former British colony.
When waiting for an elevator on the ground floor of a skyscraper I usually stand right in front of the door and try to enter as soon as it opens. And when those inside, who are trying to exit, bump into me, I exclaim "Excuse me!" and roll my eyes. These people really p!ss me off. They kind of remind me of those people who think you should let others off the bus before getting on. Rude, rude, RUDE -- what's wrong with these jerks?!?!
I walk on the left side of sidewalks and crosswalks, because we live in a former British colony.
When waiting for an elevator on the ground floor of a skyscraper I usually stand right in front of the door and try to enter as soon as it opens. And when those inside, who are trying to exit, bump into me, I exclaim "Excuse me!" and roll my eyes. These people really p!ss me off. They kind of remind me of those people who think you should let others off the bus before getting on. Rude, rude, RUDE -- what's wrong with these jerks?!?!
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking diversions to temporarily distract my usual pensiveness.
I’m really good at
being rejected by ugly, fat girls.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my saturnine smile and complete lack of knowledge concerning
social conventions.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Interests: architecture, astronomy, history, urban planning,
photography, geology, acting, philosophy, music, art...
The six things I could never do without
Coffee, computer, cards, camera, cartography, and condiments.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the lowest story of a building from which I could jump and not
survive.
On a typical Friday night I am
doing laundry, reading a book, napping on the couch, or trying to
find some decent music out in the hoods.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Not only do I hate myself, I secretly hate you too.
You should message me if
Look it's really hard for me to explain, so, you probably shouldn't
-- thanks.
