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jeff606

32 / M / straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 1" (1.86m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am sarcastic, irritating, and gassy.

My Self-Summary

I've got a healthy aversion to showers. While riding a rush hour train I love to occupy three seats simultaneously. With my a$$ sufficiently filling a single seat, I put an empty backpack on the one next to me, and place my dirty sneakers on the one in front of me. It's my god-given right to deny others a place to sit when I pay my full fare of $2.25!

I walk on the left side of sidewalks and crosswalks, because we live in a former British colony.

When waiting for an elevator on the ground floor of a skyscraper I usually stand right in front of the door and try to enter as soon as it opens. And when those inside, who are trying to exit, bump into me, I exclaim "Excuse me!" and roll my eyes. These people really p!ss me off. They kind of remind me of those people who think you should let others off the bus before getting on. Rude, rude, RUDE -- what's wrong with these jerks?!?!

What I’m doing with my life

Seeking diversions to temporarily distract my usual pensiveness.

I’m really good at

being rejected by ugly, fat girls.

The first things people usually notice about me

is my saturnine smile and complete lack of knowledge concerning social conventions.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Interests: architecture, astronomy, history, urban planning, photography, geology, acting, philosophy, music, art...

The six things I could never do without

Coffee, computer, cards, camera, cartography, and condiments.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

the lowest story of a building from which I could jump and not survive.

On a typical Friday night I am

doing laundry, reading a book, napping on the couch, or trying to find some decent music out in the hoods.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Not only do I hate myself, I secretly hate you too.

You should message me if

Look it's really hard for me to explain, so, you probably shouldn't -- thanks.