30 Johnson City, TN
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My self-summary
I'm Jeff. I usually don't message people on here first. I am a strange mix of many different things and take great pleasure in the fact that I fit in to no stereotypes.

I'm really just looking for friends. Someone to fish, watch movies and eat loads of expensive delicious food with. If that were to turn into something more that would be cool, if not, that's fine too. I make guitar strings for a living and yet I have no musical talent, though I am learning piano. I've ridden bmx for the past 14 years. When I'm not doing that I'm fishing, playing with my Siberian husky, mya, working on and driving old toyotas and composing run-on sentences.

I can solve the golf tee puzzle at cracker barrel.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a low stress job with the hours and pay that allow me to do all the things I love easily. I actually really love my job. I take comfort in living a simple and drama free existence. I usually spend about 20 hrs a week on my boat.

I'm not in love with the modern world.
I’m really good at
Bikes. Fishing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair or my rotund feminine backside.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
authors - Philip Pullman, Clement Davies, Chuck Klosterman and Jack London.

music -chromatics, Emily Haines, immortal, agalloch, wolf parade, joy division, the everybodyfields, ladytron, deer tick, the get up kids, land of talk, strike anywhere, lightning dust, now now, Rainer Maria, explosions in the sky, circle takes the square, the anniversary, archers of loaf, I love you but I've chosen darkness, the cure, radio head, the pixies, fleetwoodmac, the kidcrash, purity ring, Lykke li, bathory, yes alexander, Crystal castles, blue sky black death.

Movies - anything by Wes Anderson, Lars von trier, Brit Marling or Nicolas winding refn. I have an extensive movie collection.

Anime - neon genises evangelion, elfen lied, flcl, death note, freezing, attack on titan, mirai nikki.

I don't keep up with anything television wise except for the big bang theory. No cable and just cancelled the Netflix.
The six things I could never do without
Molson Canadian
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably in my garage making lots of noise and pissing off the neighbors or eating an entire box of Annie's bunny Grahams.
You should message me if
You don't say "on point" or "it is what it is".