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jefflynnerules
31 / M / Straight / Single
Parkersburg, West Virginia
The Skinny
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- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- When drinking
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
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- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Sign
- Leo
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
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- Kids
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- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am mellow, humor(ous?), and pop tarts.
My Self-Summary
I'm just an easy going, goofy music lover who likes to have some laughs
and some drinks with friends. I'm not too complicated. I quote The
Simpsons
constantly, and I'm beginning to wonder if it's a real mental
illness.
There's more stuff too, but that's enough for here.
There's more stuff too, but that's enough for here.
What I’m doing with my life
...wait...I was supposed to DO something with my life? Oh man, I
really dropped the ball on that one.
I’m really good at
beating Battletoads and drinking slurpees really fast without
getting a brain freeze. Also, I think I'm a pretty good listener.
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to grow ridiculous beards.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm obsessed with music. I don't have any musical talent
whatsoever, but I have to have music playing at all times. Way too
many to mention, but I've been on a big Ryan Adams kick lately. My tastes
range from Mazzy
Star to Iron
Maiden and everything in between.
Also, the Gaslight Anthem is the best band I've heard in ages. I didn't know I could still get that excited about a new band, but I can't recommend them highly enough.
I love 80's movies. Uncle Buck is my all-time favorite, followed closely by Back to the Future. Newer stuff--I like ridiculous action and intelligent comedies. I also spend a lot of time wondering how and why the Wayans brothers are still allowed to make movies...
Another thing--if Ricky Gervais has anything to do with a movie or show, I'll likely be a fan. Extras is friggin wonderful!
Also, the Gaslight Anthem is the best band I've heard in ages. I didn't know I could still get that excited about a new band, but I can't recommend them highly enough.
I love 80's movies. Uncle Buck is my all-time favorite, followed closely by Back to the Future. Newer stuff--I like ridiculous action and intelligent comedies. I also spend a lot of time wondering how and why the Wayans brothers are still allowed to make movies...
Another thing--if Ricky Gervais has anything to do with a movie or show, I'll likely be a fan. Extras is friggin wonderful!
The six things I could never do without
MUSIC
LAUGHTER
FRIENDS (not the show)
THE SIMPSONS
WHISKEY
NINTENDO DS
LAUGHTER
FRIENDS (not the show)
THE SIMPSONS
WHISKEY
NINTENDO DS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...the fact that Wendy's buffalo chicken sandwich is quite tasty.
On a typical Friday night I am
hanging out at my sister's. Lots of good food and laughs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm your private dancer, a dancer for money. I'll do what you want
me to do...ok maybe not.
You should message me if
...you have a good sense of humor and you appreciate good music.
