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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21-99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 31
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Italian (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hey there, I moved a few months ago from Durham, North Carolina (southern style meets crime scene meets artistic blood stain type of city) to enjoy the beautiful opposite side of the country. If you see me blindly walking through the city I am most likely enjoyably lost. I am a rising stand up (or sit down-lazy) comedian and writer. Love meeting new people and seeing new places. Meeting new people and making friends has always been one of my passions. You should message me and not only because I usually carry around M&M's. I could continue on and write how I'm amazing and hilarious but I'd rather not pump my ego. You can make your own opinions of me by getting to know me. It'll be worth it! Maybe.

P.S: I'm amazing + hi-larious
What I’m doing with my life
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Looking for passionate people and laughing through life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with stories while people watching/creepin.
And hopefully some other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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...I feel like I'm telling you what to see if I answer this. No cheating!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love all genres of books especially biographies. I find people fascinating so I love biography movies, shows, and books.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People, cake, passion, laughter, the cold side of my pillow, and llamas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about many things. I'm not always in comedian mode and have deeper thoughts about life and meaning occasionally. I think about past experiences and how they can better my future. Also, I wonder how whales sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing I had a typical friday. But I'm too spontaneous for that. Usually good. Usually. I'm rarely bored at least! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Hmmm. When I was younger I had a blind turtle and one day I took him outside on the porch. Somehow something not interesting entertained my small mind and distracted me. I turned around and then the turtle ran away. My blind turtle ran away. I don't babysit much.

Another thing is I suffer from insomnia and usually will walk around non sketchy but sometimes sketchy places just to explore/wear myself out. I love walking in the rain too. It's like no one else is out but me and my thoughts.

I eat breakfast for dinner. Heaven.
You should message me if
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If you are threatened to or you're just incredibly bored and happen to be awesome. Honestly I pass a dead fox every morning and wave to it. So I'll pretty much talk to anyone.