Hey there, I moved a few months ago from Durham, North Carolina
(southern style meets crime scene meets artistic blood stain type
of city) to enjoy the beautiful opposite side of the country. If
you see me blindly walking through the city I am most likely
enjoyably lost. I am a rising stand up (or sit down-lazy) comedian
and writer. Love meeting new people and seeing new places. Meeting
new people and making friends has always been one of my passions.
You should message me and not only because I usually carry around
M&M's. I could continue on and write how I'm amazing and
hilarious but I'd rather not pump my ego. You can make your own
opinions of me by getting to know me. It'll be worth it!
P.S: I'm amazing + hi-larious
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for passionate people and laughing through life.
I’m really good at
Coming up with stories while people watching/creepin.
And hopefully some other things.
The first things people usually notice about me
...I feel like I'm telling you what to see if I answer this. No
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love all genres of books especially biographies. I find people
fascinating so I love biography movies, shows, and books.
The six things I could never do without
People, cake, passion, laughter, the cold side of my pillow, and
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think about many things. I'm not always in comedian mode and have
deeper thoughts about life and meaning occasionally. I think about
past experiences and how they can better my future. Also, I wonder
how whales sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
wishing I had a typical friday. But I'm too spontaneous for that.
Usually good. Usually. I'm rarely bored at least! :)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Hmmm. When I was younger I had a blind turtle and one day I took
him outside on the porch. Somehow something not interesting
entertained my small mind and distracted me. I turned around and
then the turtle ran away. My blind turtle ran away. I don't babysit
Another thing is I suffer from insomnia and usually will walk
around non sketchy but sometimes sketchy places just to
explore/wear myself out. I love walking in the rain too. It's like
no one else is out but me and my thoughts.
I eat breakfast for dinner. Heaven.
You should message me if
If you are threatened to or you're just incredibly bored and happen
to be awesome. Honestly I pass a dead fox every morning and wave to
it. So I'll pretty much talk to anyone.