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28 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
3' 0" (0.91m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I hate small talk.

I want to talk about atoms, death, aliens, sex, magic, intellect, the meaning of life, faraway galaxies, the lies you've told, your flaws, your favorite scents, your childhood, what keeps you up at night, your insecurities and your fears. I like people with depth, who speak with emotion from a twisted mind.

I don't want to know 'What's up'".

^ Sometimes the internet says it so well all you can do is copy and paste that shiz.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just spent the last few months in relative seclusion building a software company and I'm ready to come out of my cave, reap the benefits, and be social again.

OH also, filling out boxes on dating websites.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Battleship. Also legos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not an evil robot or a dolphin. Also that I am well over 3' tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fight Club, Alphabet of Manliness, The Aubrey Maturin series, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, Shogun, The Time Machine, Windcatcher, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (and many more of the Hunter S. Thompson variety).

The Room..
Fight Club, Children of Men, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Fifth Element, Star Trek, Old Star Wars, Serenity.

And of course, Kung Fury.

Rick and Morty, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Louie, Adventure Time, Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, Archer, Workaholics.

This list is WAY longer than this but.. Fair To Midland, Dredg, Tool, Puscifer, Rishloo, City and Color, Pinback .. honestly is probably easier to ask me what I don't like. Much shorter list.

Actually here, if you like this album, we'll get along just fine:

All edible foodstuffs. The only creature that likes more things than me is my dog.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are six out of ten of my fingers. The others are extras.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ubuntu, either meaning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ending Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a closet bad-ass. I do things like eat my hot dogs without condiments and go to bed past my bed time. So, you know, if you're into the bad-boy types then, clearly...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
after reading this profile and looking at my pictures, you came to the conclusion that some small detail on here would be a deal-breaker, having told yourself that you wouldn't bother with anyone unless they represented themselves as being the epitome of the expectations you set before you logged onto the internet just now, which, let's be honest, is the real reason we are all still here. We're looking for perfection where none exists.

Or you want to philosophize and discuss the universe. Or jam.
I don't mean discuss jam, I meant like... have a musical jam session.

Actually I'm open to a discussion about jam too I guess.