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jeffro1987

27 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a real go-getter and a person people, I can type 50 words a minute with only 300 errors, and I am trained and certified to fire a military grade missile launcher.

(That's a movie reference, none of it is true... nor does it even make sense.)

That being said, Anchorman 2 wasn't all that great.

To be totally honest, I'm not good at talking about myself. Tell me about you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find my place as an inhabitant of earth and making sure that I don't spend the rest of my life saying "Did you try rebooting it? Okay, try that..."

Accidentally building shelves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Battleship. Also legos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not an evil robot or a dolphin. Also that I am well over 3' tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Okay, I'll give a few... but this is just the tip of the iceberg lettuce, lady.

Books:
Fight Club, Alphabet of Manliness, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, Shogun, The Time Machine, Windcatcher

Movies:
The Room.. no, I'm kidding, haha... but it does entertain me. Fight Club, Children of Men, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Fifth Element, Star Trek, Old Star Wars, Serenity.

Also this. Haven't even seen it and its my favorite already.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/kungfury/kung-fury

Shows:
Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, Archer, Workaholics, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Louie, Adventure Time, Regular Show. Actually, that list is more or less complete.

I strongly dislike tv.

Music:
This list is WAY longer than this but.. Fair To Midland, Dredg, Tool, Puscifer, Jack Johnson, Flogging Molly, Imogen Heap .. I could really go all day, but there's a few. I have zero respect for the likes of Justin Bieber, Nikki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, or most pop icons. They aren't artists, they are income sources for the entertainment industry.

Food:
All edible foodstuffs. The only creature that likes more things than me is my dog. I AM trying to become vegetarian though, so if you think you has what it takes to steer me in the right direction, I'm open.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could live without most things. Sometimes I wish I would just drop everything and backpack it up. Material goods are way overrated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ubuntu, either meaning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out finding a show I've never been to, an open mic, the inner depths of my mind, hiking remote parks, especially ones with large rocks to climb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a closet bad-ass. I do things like eat my hot dogs without condiments and go to bed past my bed time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
after reading this profile and looking at my pictures, you came to the conclusion that some small detail on here would be a deal-breaker, having told yourself that you wouldn't bother with anyone unless they represented themselves as being the epitome of the expectations you set before you logged onto the internet just now, which, let's be honest, is the real reason we are all still here. We're looking for perfection where none exists.

Or you want to philosophize and discuss the universe. Or jam.