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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:51pm
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a real go-getter and a person people, I can type 50 words a minute with only 300 errors, and I am trained and certified to fire a military grade missile launcher.

(That's a movie reference, none of it is true... nor does it even make sense.)

I'm an introvert trying hard to not also be so socially awkward.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Turning the universe into javascript, one web app at a time.... for a fee.

Accidentally building shelves.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Battleship. Also legos.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not an evil robot or a dolphin. Also that I am well over 3' tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oy.... fine.

Fight Club, Alphabet of Manliness, The Aubrey Maturin series, How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You, Shogun, The Time Machine, Windcatcher, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (and many more of the Hunter S. Thompson variety).

The Room.. no, I'm kidding, haha... but it does entertain me. Fight Club, Children of Men, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Forrest Gump, Fifth Element, Star Trek, Old Star Wars, Serenity.

And of course, Kung Fury.

Family Guy, Bob's Burgers, Firefly, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, Archer, Workaholics, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Louie, Adventure Time, Regular Show. Actually, that list is more or less complete.

I strongly dislike tv.

This list is WAY longer than this but.. Fair To Midland, Dredg, Tool, Puscifer, Jack Johnson, Flogging Molly, Imogen Heap .. I could really go all day, but there's a few. I have zero respect for the likes of Justin Bieber, Nikki Minaj, Miley Cyrus, Lil Wayne, or most pop icons. They aren't artists, they are income sources for the entertainment industry.

All edible foodstuffs. The only creature that likes more things than me is my dog. I AM trying to become vegetarian though, so if you think you has what it takes to steer me in the right direction, I'm open.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could live without most things. Sometimes I wish I would just drop everything and backpack it up. Material goods are way overrated.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ubuntu, either meaning.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out finding a live show, an open mic, the inner depths of my mind, hiking remote parks, especially ones with large rocks to climb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm actually a closet bad-ass. I do things like eat my hot dogs without condiments and go to bed past my bed time. So, you know, if you're into the bad-boy types then, clearly...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
after reading this profile and looking at my pictures, you came to the conclusion that some small detail on here would be a deal-breaker, having told yourself that you wouldn't bother with anyone unless they represented themselves as being the epitome of the expectations you set before you logged onto the internet just now, which, let's be honest, is the real reason we are all still here. We're looking for perfection where none exists.

Or you want to philosophize and discuss the universe. Or jam.
I don't mean discuss jam, I meant like... have a musical jam session.

Actually I'm open to a discussion about jam too I guess.