jehort
35 Greensboro, NC
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My self-summary
I'm really breaking out of my shell... I'm hitting my stride... It's full speed ahead...
What I’m doing with my life
Remodeling mom's basement. It's really starting to look like home
I’m really good at
Building scale battlefields with Japanese jet-robot things.
The first things people usually notice about me
My political bumper stickers... My skinny jeans... My period-correct Revolutionary War uniform.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: X-men. Movies: X-men. Shows: Re-runs of that X-men cartoon that came on when I was a kid. Music: Anything that inspires me to put on my Wolverine costume and start crashing around the house. Food: Microwaved chicken nuggets and ketchup packets from McD's...
The six things I could never do without
My moped...
An internet connection..
Bendy-straws...
My unemployment check... Thanks, Obama!
Keen sarcasm
A fake online identity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Who was really the best Batman? I mean, we can eliminate Val Kilmer and George Clooney immediately. Michael Keaton brought the character to life... a true, competent adaptation of the comic artform, brought to the big screen. But Christian Bale took the character to a more realistic, darker place... He exposed the vulnerabilities of the man, the flaws of the hero. Keaton didn't have the staying power to develop the character further, and his sequel was really a let-down. However, the first foray was powerful and Keaton deserves credit for that. I'm just stumped on this. Oh well... I think the deciding factor is the Batmobile. Nothing beats the look on Kim Bassinger's face when she sees Keaton's Batmobile. Ok... Keaton it is.
On a typical Friday night I am
making out with your profile picture
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a liability to my Call of Duty teammates.... my aim is terrible and I usually blow them all up with a grenade launcher when I'm trying to select a new firearm in the weapons menu.
You should message me if
You're incredibly hot.
You are highly educated.
You have high income potential.
You like to go to pizza buffets for dinner dates.
You can drive me to Target when I break my XBOX controller.
You are at least a Level 9 Org-Warrior on World of Warcraft.
You know how to service mopeds.
You can climb out of the basement window without waking up my mom.
You are keenly aware of sarcasm, and can determine when you're actually in the presence of comedic genius.
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