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jemperheart

32 F Salt Lake City, UT

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:54am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I have words. I use them for the funny-making and the meaning-making.
What I’m doing with my life
Headstands. And scotch. Usually in conjunction with one another.
I’m really good at
going straight for the forest, missing the trees entirely.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have three elbows.

Just kidding. It's actually how fucking clever I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I have a proposition. Let's see if we can create something we like even more than the stuff we simply consume.
The six things I could never do without
The question I prefer to answer is actually phrased:
What makes this life worth living?

And to that I might respond:
sunshine, sex, spirited debate, the nuances of language, the satisfaction of an elegant solution, music, mountains, snowcones, and puns
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why sexual safety seems to be such an elusive, imprecise concept to so many people. How to make that not the case.
On a typical Friday night I am
not in jail. Promise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I believe you need to read this article, regardless of whether you think it makes me a bitch:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-harsh-truths-that-will-make-you-better-person/
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
***Please do not proactively message me. I will not respond.***

***Also, if you send me a message saying, "Hi, how are you?" I will virtually stab you. Don't make me virtually stab you.***

I am polyamorous (and they finally made that visible in my demographic details, hurray!). I'm complicated and busy and probably a complete disaster. You have more productive things to do than contact me. Besides, I'm pretty aggressive and self-aware. This will work out better if I contact you first.