I once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish. I have been
known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room. I once had
an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. Even my enemies have
me on their emergency contact list. I am a lover, not a fighter,
but I am also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas. When it is
raining, it is because I am thinking of something sad. My shirts
never wrinkle. I am left-handed and right-handed.The police often
question me, just because they find me interesting. My blood smells
like cologne. I don't believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
My cereal never gets soggy- It sits there, staying crispy, just for
haha, seriously though if you want to know the real me I would be
happy to chat. I'm not too fond of endless communication without
actually speaking in person so if your too scared to take full
advantage of this site, please move on.
I've spent a lot of time recently trying reflect on the choices
I've made. I've realized I've made mistakes and am willing to learn
from them to better myself.
I am your Chevy chase in caddy shack. If you run or fish your on
the top of the list. If your Scottish, you need to write me. I have
a thing for massages, giving & receiving.. I want to find my
princess, And treat better than anyone has... I know she's out