If you read nothing else, at LEAST read the following paragraph:
You should message me if you're looking for cyber sex, role play or non-nude picture trading on here. I'm not looking to meet anyone in real life - that's final. Please be cool and cute ;-D
I am a cool girl :-D
Pirate skulls and bones /
Sticks and stones and weed and bombs /
Running when we hit 'em /
Lethal poison for the system